Chas 🦧

Chas - 25 - Disqualified from the human race for shoving.

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

The Biclops

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

I've been watching James Bond movies and I've noticed that the sexual politics haven't aged well [my wife leaves the room] If James Bond was a car, he'd be the fastest one in the world.

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

happy monday

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Eerie woman in tattered dress stumbles toward the castle gate, face obscured by stranded black hair. A foul bile seeps from her mouth; she emits a harrowing scream and disappears into thin air.)

Me (56 IQ guard with helmet that's way too big): Strange omen for you m'lord!

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

THAT'S THE NUKES COMING. THE REDS HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON DOWN.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Labour is paving the path to fascism.

Read my piece for @tribunemagazine here: https://t.co/Rlxw1f43Xy

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

I feel Iike if you're the government and you have a majority of 146 seats, you're not supposed to openly be bossed around by a party with four (4) seats. Just as a baseline of political competence

[JW @jwsal]

If Ofcom and the Secretary of State decide to impose Category 1 duties on Wikipedia, it will be one of the biggest and most egregious acts of censorship on free expression in the history of British law.

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

I know I say this a lot these days but this is genuinely, genuinely insane. This is Brass Eye level madness

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"When I was a child, my father would take me to the store to buy a Dubai chocolate after I put my homework into ChatGPT...
...
No... No... Actually, I was an orphan. My only friend was a, uhh, knockoff Labubu..."

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Sitting by the beach yesterday to escape the devastation for a moment - Malak was assassinated with a drone.

She joins hundreds of other athletes murdered by Israel.

No FIFA ban, no Olympic ban, nothing.

Israel acts with total impunity in every area.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

How dare you call it a concentration camp! Just because it's a camp and we're concentrating people into it, doesn't mean it's a concentration camp.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

This weekend the IOF will murder hundreds of people, many of them kids, as they do every weekend.

War crimes day after day.

And the British government will arm them and smile...

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

It's really worth being very very clear that a genocide started and people obviously started protesting that and the British government responded by creating a new category of terrorist to enable the genocide to continue. This should be a radicalising event for everyone

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

It's hard to imagine a politician more pathetically malevolent than Keir Starmer. A craven swamp creature with zero redeeming qualities and negative charisma who also happens to be one of the least honest a most duplicitous leaders of modern times

[Chas 🦧 @charaihulud]

@milkieoats richard nixon ass tweet

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

330 murdered by Israel just a few hours ago in Gaza. #silenceiscomplicity

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

RIP king 😢