When you borrow a tampon from a girl and she gives you a light one.. it’s like wow ok sorry didn’t know I was in the presence of the most dainty and delicate pussy in the world
today I learned that Adam Levine is married to a VS model
then I learned that he cheated on her after 8 yrs of marriage while she’s pregnant w/ their 3rd child
and 3 secs after THAT I learned he wanted to name the child he’s expecting after his mistress
hold on I need a minute
Chris pine just wondered where his sunglasses were after the applause. And he zoned out (likes he’s been doing all day) and realised it’s in his lap. So I am sorry to say harry styles did not spit on him.