Charlatte☕

'don't sleep on the turtles'
-vanessa vanjie mateo

[Charlatte☕ @charbrunk]

#ProjectGompei

[Daniel @idkidk]

I dreamt that @Adaripp skated to Read U Wrote U 🥇

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
*perfect quad*
LOVE
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
*perfect quad*
LOOOVE
YES I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
*sets up for quad, but then I just wag my finger at the judges and smile*
BUT I WON'T DO THAT
[flawless score, a hailstorm of stuffed bears]

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

People who can’t afford health care do not deserve to die. I don’t know how we can make it any clearer than that.

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

Just got called a "little butt baby" by a 6 yr old at the playground. Told him I had a PhD in theoretical physics. Didn't change his mind.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

If a person does not first make clear to himself the meaning of “self,” he can't take a good selfie

[Mrs. Shmerin @erin_shmerin_]

"There's a 1 in 3.64 BILLION chance of you being killed by a refugee"

Trump supporters:

[Charlatte☕ @charbrunk]

@runawayorchid Hopefully you'll get a trophy of some sort!!!! You should get a best of round too 😆😆😆

[Alaina 💕 @runawayorchid]

#penohio17 Jackson high school #writinglosers

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

I made my family's faces into emojis, a horror rooted in paganism

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

A mirror is only a fleeting acquaintance and thus a misunderstanding and, wait why am I now getting psoriasis on my face

[Kantye West @Kantye_West]

Dressed dope like a London bloke before he spoke his suit transcended the once believed limits of space and time

[Charlatte☕ @charbrunk]

Thanks to 2016 I will now never again be able to use the phrase "sweet sixteen" 💀

[Cailee Rae @CaileeRaeMusic]

So excited! It's gonna be an amazing tour! Can't wait to see all of you! xoxo @LindseyStirling @karminmusic