gnariana

the worst Ari you know.

[gnariana @charcutari]

no more dating apps for me. gonna just go to a park and scream. maybe do a little dance. just like a wild animal.

[gnariana @charcutari]

I don’t trust bald men bc I believe their evil thoughts scared their hair away

[gnariana @charcutari]

looking forward to classes tomorrow for the faces people will make when I say I spread my sisters ashes in a Del Taco parking lot over break

[gnariana @charcutari]

do you think vampires get tired of their liquid diet they pop some leeches onto their victims to mix it up a bit

[gnariana @charcutari]

women in stem 😍

men in stem 🤢

[gnariana @charcutari]

in the UK I can think of like 5 chippies off the top of my drunk head that are at most a 3 minute walk where I could get a full meal at 3 am and the states need to take notes

[gnariana @charcutari]

at all the parties this weekend I’m gonna guess if the people who aren’t there yet will show up as something slutty or silly and drink when I get it wrong

[gnariana @charcutari]

all you need to know about British baking is Mexican recipes replace sour cream with mayonnaise

[gnariana @charcutari]

can’t spell menace to society without me

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

[gnariana @charcutari]

pubslishing this new scientific data to Twitter first

[trish @ultragloss]

its finally bella swan sitting in a chair and staring out the window in a depressive episode season

[gnariana @charcutari]

what does it mean when your ex randomly sends you a TikTok of Ricky Martin singing La Vida Loca

[gnariana @charcutari]

do I spend money on heating or on more blankets

[gnariana @charcutari]

I’ve gotta get pumped let me put on music *my shiny teeth and me by chip skylark starts playing*

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i spend another night watching bob’s burgers

[gnariana @charcutari]

tiktok algorithm knows all

[gnariana @charcutari]

entering the week before my bday with more of unhinged motivation than ever

[gnariana @charcutari]

I’d be sad, but I remembered I’m the proud owner of 8 croissants. 8 croissants cures all problems.

[gnariana @charcutari]

day 176 of seeing what TikToks this girl I am “friends” with thinks I am interested in: another BIG miss