Nicole Chardenet

Ex-pat American, professional salesbeast, novelist.

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@nicvatar Not sure what a 'tolerance break' is. Is that like Orwell's 60-Second Hate? Where you stop and hate on, like, JK Rowling or blind gay left-handed plumbers? :)

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@Ayotheauthor You missed this one, snowflake. I'm disappointed in you. I admired you for what you've done but your arrogance is growing & now you can't even handle a challenge to your opinions. Sorry, kid, I guess this is where we part. Good luck in your endeavours & thanks for your books.

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@ACLU If we MUST issue federal power against criminals can we please redirect them to Washington? There's an accused serial rapist on the loose. He's got orange hair, an orange face, and he lives in a big white house. Often found on golf courses in the middle of a crisis.

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

I'll bet everyone on the boat in the foreground will be sitting with their families at Thanksgiving in a few months.

The other boat? Well, um...good luck with that. Fingers crossed for ya.

[Jonathan  @JWeber988]

Niagara Falls cruise photo illustrates stark difference in COVID-19 response between U.S. and Canada

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@JyssicaSchwartz If you're running low I can send some fuzz collections I'm STILL finding eight months after the departure of my little fur factory :)

I mean, why settle for slightly smaller? Maybe you can go BIGGER and REALLY scare the crap out of your cat :)

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

Yes.

For corroborating evidence please consult the death tolls in other conservative-run countries.

[Ricardo Galvez 🍁 @shultoncity56]

Had the conservatives won in the last fall election, Canada would be in much worse shape than the U.S. The national debt incurred during this pandemic is a sacrifice we had to make to keep Canada afloat, safe and strong. #IStandWithTrudeau to lead us into a bright future ahead.

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

We are at <10,000 deaths and dropping. The US will hit three Vietnams by the weekend and the fourth one probably by the fall. #MakeAmericaGrownupAgain

[Rob Lamoureux @rjgoo]

Canada handled the coronavirus outbreak better than United States, PM Trudeau says | Article [AMP] | Reuters #IStandWithTrudeau 🇨🇦 https://t.co/HXSVnvYeEx

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@SabahatAliR @JustinTrudeau I'm from the U.S. What you said. It wasn't a dictatorship then but it may be by Christmas if what few Americans haven't died yet don't wake the fuck up and vote anything but GOP. #IStandWithTrudeau

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@nicvatar Try not to go off-topical :)

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@nicvatar I am. :)

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@nicvatar Will his slogan be "Make Slavery Voluntary Again" ? 😵💩

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@nicvatar Lemon skunk.

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

My street in #Etobicoke, the tree this was stripped from is behind the white car

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

#mimico creek in #Etobicoke this afternoon, post-#tornado. I was here this morning before lunch standing on the rocks, watching the damsel flies. #ONstorm

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@emilymacmusic Closing in on three Vietnams in deaths, shall we go for four? #MakeAmericaGrownupAgain

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

This is what treating a #pandemic like grownups looks like, America. #COVID19 #pandemic2020 #COVIDー19 #SocialDistancing #facemasks #maturity #borderpersonalitydisorder #keeptheborderclosed #KeepUSclosed

[Emily Mac Music @emilymacmusic]

This map is a great visual depiction of why we don’t wanna open our border. I love my American friends but now is not the time. https://t.co/RJOjsCyw4J #COVID19Ontario #keeptheborderclosed

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@Sandra_Cole44 @CBCIsmaila 🤣

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

@nicvatar And maybe it would encourage employers to pay people what they're worth, not as little as they can get away with.

[Nicole Chardenet @chardenet]

And I thought the reason not to order Pizza Pizza was because the pizza sucks.