charknado (taylor’s version)

future ghost 👽

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

like this tweet if you think when my bf and I get married we should get “dude” and “sweet” tattoos on our fingers instead of wedding bands

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

you don’t come in with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

if i send you this it’s means i’m here doing my kermit impression

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

once again, happy mothers day to my iud. thank you for everything you have not given me ❤️

[mere @merestromb]

JD Vance would you also like to meet my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

stephanie zenoni is god tier

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

everyone wants to be michelle pfeiffer in scarface and i just want to be michelle pfeiffer in grease 2

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

What happened last night cigretteally can never happened again

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

is nosferatu just like serving a lot of c*nt in his lil fur hat and coffin nail mani? this movie is about to be my whole personality.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i hope he cheats again

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Oh. I see why he cheated, carry on

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Kristen Doute in her interview for Glamour magazine. (Queen bee behavior) #PumpRules

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

thank u jake bates #detroitlions

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

my wedding MUST HAVE a drunk confessional room

[charknado (taylor’s version) @chardmb]

someone is intensely watching lopez vs lopez on my peacock account and it’s not me (even though that’s very on brand for me). worried about this anonymous GLo fan.

[Casual Diehard @casual_diehard]

SCARLETT: I don't have a Mets hat
JOST: Just wear any hat
SCARLETT: Wait I got it

[Austin Gayle @austingayle_]

a cowboys fan vomiting on their hands and knees while a guy in a david montgomery jersey griddies by them feels remarkably appropriate

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Bring back teenage bullying