Charrey Honkanen

My name is always butchered.
I literally have over one hundred nicknames.
It’s so rare when I hear people use my actual name.

[Charrey Honkanen @chareyrey]

Somehow after a stressful day, I ended up on yodel tok.

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My sis and I were video chatting and it kept cutting out and she said, "We should call our chat Blippi"

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I"ve had the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps song stuck in my head all day

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I just ate unfried stir-fry (microwave-fry/stir-microwave?) out of a mixing bowl w/a spoon. I can't wait to sit down and get my dishes organized.

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Ever been so tired that you got scared by a windshield wiper that you forgot was on?? Yeah, me too.

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What's embarrassing is trying to parallel park and give up after two attempts because there's a line behind me and then just parking in the parking garage that's 15 feet away.

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Even with losing an hour of sleep from Daylight Savings I still managed to wake up before my alarm.

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Getting older, I now realized that Reese's Puffs do not slap as much as Cocoa Peanut Butter Puffs from Aldi.

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Living in Wisconsin, I decided to look online at the temp today instead of actually stepping outside to feel the temp, and I forgot if 33 degrees was warm or cold this time of year.

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Sisterhood looks like singing My Heart Will Go On randomly, but unnecessarily changing the key several times.

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No way did my Nana just say to my Papa, "We're out of tomatoes so I'm gonna use ketchup on our tacos instead".

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My nephew was telling jokes and one went like this.
Him: Why did the pig cross the road?
Sis: To become bacon??
Him: No, to become pig paper!

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Working in elem. music today, a 4th grader told me, "I'm gonna be a famous dancer one day, and when I am, I'm gonna buy you heels so you can be taller".

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I apparently have no rizz, but high aura.

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On the way to see This is Us with my sis and listening to 1D in the car. My sis turned to me...
Her: You're not bopping.
Me: Sorry, I'm thinking about pain.
Her: Liam??
Me: ...Cramps.

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My sis was trying to kill moths with a tissue and told them, "Don't panic. I'm gonna kill you anyway".

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My sis burped and hiccuped at the same time and sounded like a pterodactyl, then said, "I want to be a pterodactyl. Not dead...but on Land Before Time".

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My sis asked me, "What are you thinking? You're thoughts are loud." Then I showed her that I was watching video clips of ducks, and asked what she thought I was thinking, and she said, "I don't know, your face is just so loud."

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One of the kids at my job told me, "You look young...but you sound so old."

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My sis's dog hopped on me, licking sauce off of me, and I was like, "Do I taste like spaghetti?" and my nephew, very confused, said, "I think you taste like dog doughnuts."