big daddy

[big daddy @charjayne_]

For the past two years I haven’t eaten Sweet Chilli Heat Doritos because madi ate mine and I want to say I am officially over it. I can now eat the chips again

[big daddy @charjayne_]

Pride month used to be my favourite month of the year. Now it’s brings so much anxiety because I know I’m met with the same conversations that have broken my relationships with my loved ones.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Temu feels like raccoons selling things they found and they don’t really understand what they’re called or how much they should cost

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: why do you do that

me: ummm i don’t know babe u tell me

[big daddy @charjayne_]

@speckledpink_ Bazinga

[big daddy @charjayne_]

@speckledpink_ Have you done this yet

[big daddy @charjayne_]

Whenever I have the flu, I crave a white mocha. Which is an evil trick because I know I can’t stomach one for like 5 days after I’ve recovered

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

[big daddy @charjayne_]

I lost faith in the world a long time ago

[big daddy @charjayne_]

I think it’s fitting that I would get my period in the middle of Mass.

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[big daddy @charjayne_]

I can be far from home and in the middle of nowhere but there will still be Smitty’s signs

[big daddy @charjayne_]

@BekaLieghann Thanks hunny❤️

[big daddy @charjayne_]

I don’t know if it’s a coincidence but ever since posting my engagement my brother has shared homophobic things online every single day

[big daddy @charjayne_]

@r3aganL Thanks babe❤️❤️

[culture @notgwendalupe]

she would've dragged him to watch Barbie

[big daddy @charjayne_]

Ever since getting glasses my favourite thing is looking at trees because now I can see them without it being a giant blob

[big daddy @charjayne_]

@speckledpink_ The noises the vacuum makes🥰

[big daddy @charjayne_]

@speckledpink_ I’m honoured you’re waiting