♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 !

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[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

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[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

i beg of thee , have mercy on me .

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

you know me well. that is exactly what i planned on doing.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄. 𓏢 @whistlethebardd]

Hide it in your sleeve, act helpless, and shank those losers when they get close.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

i always support your skull cracking endeavors, my friend. i shall use my dagger and show them not to mess with a bard.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄. 𓏢 @whistlethebardd]

Literally never, the guards are just assholes. I'm going to crack some skulls.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

of course i have her. i will send her to my aid at once. we'll take these righteous guards down.

i have never done anything wrong in my life.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄. 𓏢 @whistlethebardd]

Boogie's arriving with injectable explosives. Woogie should have some too, if you still have her. Me and Buster are also on the way.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

crossbows and many a melee weapon. i've never seen so many rapiers.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄. 𓏢 @whistlethebardd]

Nataviel, word gets around fast. How armed are the guards?

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

okay. i'm already on it.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐍. @bardiics]

Okay so .. I am in no position to hide a criminal, you want Whistle.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

@whistlethebardd hello

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

there are some guys after me. because i set off an explosive.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐍. @bardiics]

The what

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

i need you to help me, the guards they are after me.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐍. @bardiics]

GASP. NATAVIEL, YOU'RE ALIVE.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

they're jealous of our pizzazz

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐍. @bardiics]

Why must being a bard mean everyone hates you

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

WHO WANTS TO PARTY?

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

shut up

[♕ . @vengcfuls]

28 stab wounds . no girl , no person , should ever suffer cara's fate !

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

i wandered off about the time we got close to the sorcerous sundries and took astarion, we got arrested and the rest is history.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

You actually were very helpful, but when did you do all THAT?

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

hey. i helped.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

Probably staying on track, I'm not sure.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

right.

where were you when all of this happened...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

.. Traveling with you before we arrived at the cottage was a mess, I don't know why I'm surprised.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

lying helps, usually.

what? i did what i had to do. most of it on accident.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

WHAT is wrong with you?

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

and people who interfered in my fights or they were just annoying. oh, and i became an assassin for bhaal just so i could sneak in.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

i took out half of that city.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

. . . What?

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

there were people in my way or people who tried to tell on me for taking things without paying for them.

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

this place is worse than the time i got out in jail by gortash's guards in the city for trying to pickpocket and murder them behind their backs.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

Clean your roooom

[♬ ― 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐋 ! @charlatanbard]

TAVIEN STOP

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍. 𓋼𓍊 @folkhcro]

Nuh uh