Sex Worker HR Department

Journaling the absurd shit strip club customers say to me with a straight face

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

The DJ at my club is getting a divorce and he’s devastated. He’s playing Creed songs all day and announcing over the loud speaker: “NEVER TAKE YOUR WIFE FOR GRANTED!” (6 Feet from the Edge is playing in the background and I’m nude)

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Last week a man and his brother-in-law were having a boys night at the strip club. While sitting at my stage, the man asked if I would be into a threesome with them both.I asked the guy “how would you look your sister in the eyes after that?” And he was disgusted with MY comment

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

It’s an election year! Time to get yelled at about abortion rights by a guy who has never had sex (My breasts will be out)

[Girl Dave @DeviKirsch]

Did I quit or was I fired?

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

A thirst trap to make up for airing my grievances 💋

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

I’ve been dancing in SF for almost 4 years. All of the clubs here are owned by a corporation called Deja Vu. You can imagine what it’s like working for a corporation and being a sex worker. I hate it here

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Someone convince me not to move to Portland, get way more tattoos and work at an alternative club that lets me wear sneakers

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Shithole cities have the best people

[Rene J Vasquez @ReneJVasquez]

@meangirldoll you were great opening for Doug. What a hilarious set. Thanks for stopping by shit-hole Fresno. I'll be looking for your stand-up dates.

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

The guy said he was “appreciating god’s creation of the female form”. I guess I similarly appreciate the wonders of the human body while watching double anal on pornhub

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Why do Christian guys come into strip clubs to get horny looking at titties whilst explaining in detail that they are living a chaste life and saving themselves for marriage. If the chastity you’re talking about doesn’t involve a cage then BYE 👋

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Someone tried to do the your-shoulders-are-so-tense-let-me-rub-them move with my head last night. “Your head is so tense” yeah it’s called a fuckin’ scull genius

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Why do Christian guys come into strip clubs to get horny looking at titties whilst explaining in detail that they are living a chaste life and saving themselves for marriage. If the chastity you’re talking about doesn’t involve a cage then BYE 👋

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Some people come to the strip club for the “girlfriend experience”, others come for the “wife experience”, where they watch sports and actively ignore you #stripperproblems

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

The Joe Rogan Experience is banning white men under 5’6”

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

Happy belated birthday my queen 👑

[mari | aka | savana ginger @oohsosavvy]

My favorite NYC regular just sent me tattoo money for my birthday.🌈🙏🏽✨ (Tattoos aint cheap) That is why I still fuck with you Pete cuz you know how to make a girl feel listened to and cared for even all the way in Cali. #feelingthelove

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

I didn’t know who the fuck Bella Thorne was before Onlyfans ��

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

@thesheilakelley I think I speak for all strippers when I say you should use your platform to destigmatize sex work in your war against repressing women’s sexuality. #Polefitness would not exist without #strippers/sex workers. Pay Homage and Join OUR fight.

[Sheila Kelley ❌ @thesheilakelley]

Today I ask each of you to take a moment and watch the @Netflix documentary that I’m featured in;
Strip Down, Rise Up.

We need your eyes, hearts, and loving minds to help expand the conversation of feminine embodiment worldwide.

Have you seen the film? What did you feel?

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

If the female lead is an adult virgin I’m not interested in watching it

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

@fakedansavage I’m a newly-verified model on PornHub. They asked for 2 forms of ID in addition to a photo of myself. It was a surprisingly thorough verification process! Also hey check me out @meangirldoll on PH if you like small penis humiliation!

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

@peachiefuzz21 💋💕

[Sex Worker HR Department @charlee_traplin]

@oohsosavvy Ok but can I have both