Charlotte Bishop

Here for a good time, not a long time.

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Do you want a nandos with that fuck boy attitude of yours??

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@KLM_UK can you tell me why it’s acceptable to hang up on some several times and leave them on hold and never get back??

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@amazon firstly had the most awful delivery driver messing up deliveries for multiple houses in my area and now getting palmed off by a chat robot! How do I contact an actual person pls

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS why is it that I can see you replying in a timely manner to other people’s questions but mine seem to be ignored? I have an issues with a return/refund. DO NOT DIRECT ME TO YOUR LIVE CHAT, as it’s impossible to actually speak to anyone as all it does it send me back to FAQs

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS could someone please instruct me how to actually speak to someone in your business regarding a complaint

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS to make it even better you no longer have a telephone number and your live chat is an absolutely fix

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS I am disgusted at your attempt at customer service, I think the ending of lockdown will come sooner than actually being able to talk to anyone....

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS I am disgusted at your attempt at customer service, I think the ending of lockdown will come sooner than actually being able to talk to anyone....

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS trying to get hold of you regarding a return is impossible... do you actually have a ‘customer care team’???

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@ASOS @ASOS_HeretoHelp can you please tell me what this blouse is 👀👀 help a girl out!!

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Borris has just announced we are going into Lockdown 3.0 and someone is digging up the road at 11pm... don’t know which one I am more annoyed about. #2021

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Some of the British public need to ask Santa for some manners this Christmas!

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

“I bought lube on my Dad’s credit card” anonymous 2020

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@Gymshark_Help I was recommended your brand on quality... that has already been questioned, when two pairs of my leggings have come away at the seams.
I was then told you had excellent customer service... again questionable when it as taken you over 10 days to get back to me...

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

It’s funny how when people fuck up, they fuck off. You can keep running honey, but guilt is always one step ahead.

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

@Gymshark_Help How do I go about swapping a size? Ordered the wrong size 😇

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Why on earth has it become a trend during lockdown, to shave the ends of your eyebrows off!! Girls use this time to grow em out and get them fleeky as shit when we are free again!!

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Tomorrow is a revolutionary day, for the first time in like 6+ years I will no longer have a white phone 😂

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Boys that use the term ‘dank’ jog the fuck on pls.

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Girls, just putting it out there. If you’re going to get your lips done, get your teeth sorted at the same time. You’re just drawing attention to ya nasty nashers

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

Clearly on Santa’s naughty list this year 🎅🏻

[Charlotte Bishop @charleebish]

I so badly want an duvet day, but the city calls 👀👀