Charles Johnson

My left thumb doesn't work and I think I deserve to have handicapped parking

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

wake up

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

@Parker_Royall All for you

[Charlie Jordan @charliejordanuf]

Don't post about this much, but I can't contain my excitement. In March, my best friend & roommate of three years was involved in an accident that left him in a coma. Today, I heard him speak his first words since March. Don't ever underestimate the power of the human spirit ❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Molly and Maggie. They are co-branch managers. Tend to struggle w division of responsibilities. Both 12/10 one should return to sales

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

@BrianDulany Gross

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

ARE YOU SERIOUS!????!!!!!!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

...........NOTHING'S WORKING!!!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM: YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATED AND LIED TO!!

I knew it! *slap*

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

@BrianDulany Let's not go to lab

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Updated Florida Gators QB Depth Chart:

1. Please Send
2. Help And
3. Or Alcohol

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

Nose rings and nose piercings look like boogers and pimples

[jack walter @jackromney]

If dogs came from wolves then why there is still wolves?

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

good morning to everyone except people that use kirby in super smash bros.

[Jake Winderman @jakewinderman]

My fraternity brother & good friend Joe is fighting for his life after getting in a horrific motorcycle accident. https://t.co/Brw7Q9BTJa

[Bryce Williams @BryceWilliams]

please pray for my close friend and fraternity brother who is in critical condition following a motorcycle accident this morning

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

People driving with their phones out changing the music every 10 seconds like "it's okay I'm not texting" Okay I'll say that at your funeral

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

have you ever noticed.........salt shakers?

I mean, ya FILL 'em up EVERY night at CLOSING, and I mean, WHERE does IT all GO?

[Charles Johnson @Charles_Json]

@GK_Henderson watch your profanity