jack walter

please direct all dick pics to the snapchat jack_romney

[jack walter @jackromney]

Wow that Snapchat story of a road with the caption “tally bound 🔙” was frickin lit dude everyone’s been buzzing bout it. Keep up the good work man

[jack walter @jackromney]

@MaggieKretchman @torithrall @shakybeats @Excision Oh hey Maggie 👋🏽

[jack walter @jackromney]

The government WANTS you to think that king Henry died by drinking chocolate milk. wake up SHEEP!!!!

[jack walter @jackromney]

If black widow in an avenger than do is @RondaRousey like they got the same skills

[jack walter @jackromney]

Love bugs gotta be the kinkiest bugs in the animal kingdom like damn you really gotta splat on my windshield while balls deep just to get a nut like damn

[KB @kbnoswag]

- Sneaking a flask filled with Malibu Rum into prom✅
- Dyeing my hair blonde for lacrosse playoffs✅
- Skinny dipping in Dylan’s pool (with girls) while his parents were asleep✅
- Getting 50k retweets and not having to take my Health final ✅

Senior year was a f***ing movie 😈

[jack walter @jackromney]

Whom the fuck is trying to make some macaroni art for their moms right now

[jack walter @jackromney]

@tanbeige tbh you seem pretty cool and we should hangout more ;) 😊

[jack walter @jackromney]

Like for a TBH dead ass

[jack walter @jackromney]

@MaggieKretchman tbh you seem pretty cool and we should hangout more ;) 😊

[jack walter @jackromney]

Who’s trying to play some halo 3 sandbox mode and take 4 hours building a fricking sick infected map

[jack walter @jackromney]

A season of Guy Fiery divers and drive ins were one random episode the chef makes an edible and nobody tells Fiery which episode it is

[jack walter @jackromney]

Quick reminder to all my highschool followers remember to post a pic of you deleteing your Edmodo school app with the caption “been waiting to do this for a while 😎☀️😎” it’ll get an easy 14 favorites.

[jack walter @jackromney]

My mom still won’t let me listen to the unclean version of post Malone’s new album so I don’t know the words to the line

“Ima put that ______ ______ in a mother _______ bodybag.”

Someone tell me buy don’t tell my mom!!!!

[jack walter @jackromney]

@anthonyjcucci Yeah this isn’t pulling in the likes. Make a joke about the yodel kid hitting a juul or something along those likes. Should get a solid 10 or so likes

[jack walter @jackromney]

Mom can I PLEASE listen to the dirty version of post Malone’s new album?? Just one time please!!!

[jack walter @jackromney]

“Oh yeah hunny here is a pic of your grandpa..... why yes that a vodka water line he is pouring on his head.... he was such a sweet boy when I met him” -someone’s grandma one day

[jack walter @jackromney]

The Voice but with new rappers instead of people that sing and the migos are the ones in the big ass red chairs

[jack walter @jackromney]

@OfficialCucci What’s the spark notes

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

Today might be #420, but remember, it’s always Busch o’clock