Charles Lambert

Writer, part-time bon viveur, citizen of the world aka nowhere. Latest novels 'The Bone Flower' (2022) and 'Birthright' (2023).

Represented by @IsobelDixon

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

When an engineer designs a scarecrow.

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@darwintojesus Nonsense.

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@gad_a75068 @VerminusM In Romanian the same word means whore.

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@contechristino Fa tenerezza...

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@vicale Not illegal, not Tunisian. But who gives a shit about the truth?

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@datatalian @francescoweb3 @DanDeFiEd That's because it is.

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@Bubba321B @Pontifex Not even a quote from Kill Bill...

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@Kanthan2030 @Pontifex The 80% of Italians who think the Pope is right and Donnie Dumbo wrong suggests the opposite.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Afghanistan’s education minister has announced that women are permanently banned from schools.

UN Women has not said a word.

[נועה מגיד | Noa magid @NoaMagid]

This is Shayan Hadian, 17.

Held by the Islamic regime since January 10, accused of "leading protests." He faces execution.

He is just a child!!!!

⚠️ Make this go viral - now.

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@EYakoby Idiot.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

When the whole world learned about Bucha. About Ukrainians butchered in the streets of Bucha by Russian occupiers. About our people tortured in basements. About those shot on the roads. About adults and children whose bodies were found in graves in Bucha. Everyone saw the horror that Russia and its aggression bring. They saw what Ukraine is really defending itself against.

Today, on the fourth anniversary of Bucha’s liberation from Russian occupiers, we honored the memory of Ukrainians who were killed and tortured there. We remember and will never forget what the enemy did. Every Russian murderer, executioner, and terrorist must be held accountable for every crime against our people.

Blessed be the memory of everyone whose lives were taken by Russia – to all who were killed in Bucha and across Ukraine at the hands of Russian occupiers.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The Iran war is going so bad for Trump right now he might need to release The Epstein Files as a distraction.

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

While the world’s attention has been on Iran and the Gulf, Ukraine has been quietly cutting away at Russia’s control over eastern Ukraine. In the last three weeks Ukraine has won back an area of more than 300 square miles.

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

The remaining Iranian women’s soccer players were forcibly dragged onto a plane today to return to be punished by the Islamic Regime.

This is likely the last time anyone will see them alive.

Horrible. There are no words.

[LGB International @lgbinternationl]

Congratulations to gay men and lesbians in Ukraine whose relationships can now be recognised in law.

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@k69tie @YourAnonTV Serra is a satirist. This is satire.

[FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇦🇷🇮🇹🇯🇵 @XTexas38]

@Charlie_Hebdo_ ☠️ Khamenei

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Hai capito, @SimoPillon?

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#sanremo2026 Vedo che stasera il maestro Melozzi si è fatto i capelli bilaterali.