Lord Croker

telling it how it is. just blow the blooming doors off

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

For second home match running Ollie Pope gets the GIC award for the Oval hundred team. Didn’t bat, bow or take a catch!! #surreycricket

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@ToppersSnr @PaulDennett_ @thehundred @VitalityBlast Don’t know what schools you do, not many in south London get 10 days- just the five! Anyway 20000 south Londoners went to Leipzig during half term 🔴🔵🦅! The only match at the Oval was on Sunday night before back to school Monday!

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@ToppersSnr @PaulDennett_ @thehundred @VitalityBlast The T20 was also up against schools exam month. Audience getting split by hundred and T20 - if you can afford to go to 5 matches (of 6 T20 and 4 hundred that’s 50% instead of 83% of just T20. Other variations of numbers exist.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@The_Mighty_Mojo @tanutd_ @TRO_01 Not MY more yours. Saw a game for free no emotions across the stadium. Won’t watch another one this year though I believe it’s in the TV.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@tanutd_ @The_Mighty_Mojo No one likes that either

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@GioDee_10 @The_Mighty_Mojo Went the other night to the match against The North London side. Had no emotional connection with the Your (not my) London team. When they lost it was a case of “oh well that was a rubbish game”.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@TayyibAbu1 @WG_RumblePants @TimesSport @swildecricket The new kit looks so tacky /naff

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@90sFootballUK1 @PremiershipYrs Wow 49 points!!!!! FORTY NINE!! And they went down

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@Battlemuch4WW @ECB_cricket @TrentBridge Terrible crowd at Notts. Game finished before SF so no excuse. Total disregard for the visiting players. Wouldn’t be like that in South London.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@SewCra @bart @ellencarmichael Of course it was okay, FIFA have lots of sponsorship tied up with Ronaldo and Messi. Er……..

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@Lord_Sugar Wow you put a CD player in your tower in the 70s. Now that really is amazing. I missed out there!

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@SwissRamble So Notts Forest go into Europe by breaking the rules? 🪞
Well I suppose rules are rules!

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

Hey @AmexUK have added a bit of Red to your water mugs at #BST26 looks much better
#CPFC

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@DamCou When did we start calling it National Football/Soccer Team!! He played for England full stop.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@DennisBellDCAFC @JBransgrove @British_Airways Still waiting on @lufthansa /@Air_Dolomiti after nearly 3 weeks. It happens.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@yogurtraisin @topmanjem @HomeOfCricket Ah yes that’s the ground that seems to deliver dodgy pitches for tests. 60 overs and 16 wickets. Equates to 24 in 90 overs. In any other match ECB would penalise them and hold inquiry. Better off at the peoples home of cricket The Oval.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@arealbodygaurd @LeonardJN Were you there? You’d have heard them!! Oh no Notts Forest had the chance in this competition and blew it. Never mind.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@Aaretherealone @ArsenalRadar Wrong ……most of the crowd will not be interested in Trophy presentation.

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@henryswainjourn Incredibly loads left at the end before their lap of appreciation. The bridge was heaving….

[Lord Croker @CharlesCroker]

@Rs4328959Smith @CFO4TAG rail Replacement day!