on my way home a guy i was walking by said "hey girl. the only thing i dont have is you." and idk what made me do it but i responded "the only thing i dont have is a pepperoni pizza" and he just stared at me not knowing what to say
my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up
me: i’ll have a cheeseburger and that’s it
five guys employee: ok what else
me: [nervous, sweating] i said that’s it
employee: order them
me: n-no
employee: [out loud while typing in my order] cheeseburger and 1 million fries. coming right up