Seche.mm

A piece of mind🦾

[Seche.mm @CharlesGitheche]

Get to the ✅ . F a middleman

[Opeyemi Awoyemi | chat.cv @opeawo]

How can you tell me to scan QR code from a picture I’m looking at on my screen?

Which phone will I use to scan it?

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Using tear gas at home after having an argument during a family gathering is still on my bucket list😭😭🤞🏻

[Karim Amr @Krimamr1]

Cairo seen differently

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when I’m watching a movie & they knock out the kiIIer BUT DON’T KlLL HIM?? 😭😭 like are you coo? SMOKE HIM!

[Keabetswe🌬 @akreana_]

By fighting, he means go drink again😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"I want to go home" is something you'll always catch me saying.

[gustavo. @sosei96]

“rage bathe”

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

abbreviation is such a long word for what it means

[Anurag Kochar @anurag__kochar]

hypocrisy of women

[Jared Haselbarth @Catholic_Haze]

First time in 47 years that my Mother did not call or wish me a happy birthday. She has dementia. Very sad. But, very grateful for the 47 times she did it. Love you Mom.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Gosto de usar o Twitter porque nenhum dos meus amigos o usa.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I don’t think anything is more annoying than this.

[EDITS BOKE @EditsBoke]

Mira lo que es eso, suban el sueldo del diseñador

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

HR: "We regret to inform you.."

You will regret informing me😭😂

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Its like you are running a countdown to our first Ebola case.