Charlene Ruto

[𝙴𝚣𝚞🇳🇬™ @Ezu_nig]

God actually gave Messi an unfair amount of talent. Watching a compilation of just passes, and I swear a guy who is this good at passing should not also simultaneously be the greatest goalscorer of all time. And a guy that is both a GOAT passer and GOAT goalscorer should not also be the GOAT dribbler. It’s too much for one person. Too much.

[Billiyonski @billiyonski]

God of algorithm, I come in peace. Push my post.

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

Donating graph books to Nigerian families so that each household now has a grid

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

Bafana bafana coach telling his players to go and take ARVs mid match

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you 😭

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

1. Your friend isn't okay and wants to video call you to vent, but you don’t have data.
2. Your friend asks you to come to her house, but you can’t afford the transport fare.
3. Your friend loses someone and you’re expected to go to the village to support her, but you don’t have money for the trip.
4. Your friend comes to your place and you don't even have money for fast food or a couple of drinks to make her feel comfortable.
5. Your friend asks you to go out, even if it’s just for an ice cream date, and you can’t afford it.
6. You borrow money from your friend and now you don't even know how to act around them because you genuinely don't have the money to pay them back.
7. It's your friend's birthday, you don't have money for a present, and you don't even have enough to take them out.

That's why I say, no matter how genuine you are, if you're a broke friend, you will never be able to be a good friend in the way you want to be. You'll feel bad because you're a good friend but you simply don't have the money, and eventually you might even distance yourself.
And no, we're not talking about those friendships where everything has to be content. We're talking about the reality that friendship can be hard when you're constantly struggling financially. Choosing not to have friends because you know you can't afford to show up the way you want to doesn't mean there's something wrong with you.

[Charlene Ruto @charlesnjerin]

@ggiste Maybe the figure was just exaggerated 😂

[Charlene Ruto @charlesnjerin]

@Ahenfie_court @Azizizulah Ruto from Kenya won the elections years ago and is still campaigning 🤷🌚

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

I'm begging again, plz help me retweet 🙏😞

[The Masculine Creed @Masculincreed]

If you rely on lazy missionary → you both got too bored too soon to even finish

If you let her take cowgirl → your d!ck could be broken with one bad angle

If you rush into doggy style → you blow your load and finish off way too quickly

Instead, switch to these 4 dominant positions:

[Daniel Njugi @danielnjugi1]

Kenyan creators after making it in life - Anabel Mutumwa

[Danny of Ihiala ✊ @ndchukwubuzor]

A former professional footballer who suddenly chooses Messi over Ronaldo is judged by his individual achievements and team trophies by Ronaldo fans. If such a player has fewer team trophies and fewer individual achievements, then he is “mid” and his opinion shouldn’t be taken seriously. His words aren’t to be weighed above those of an average football fan.

Meanwhile, apply the same criteria when discussing the GOAT debate, and you will see the same fanbase suddenly change the metrics.

I don’t feel surprised anymore when they babble and rant with almost zero football knowledge.

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

On judgement day mungu akisema "ingieni na msizoee"

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

You see how you are not worried about any of your relatives or friends after that helicopter crash . This is how politicians are never worried about Doctors and nurses strikes in public hospitals.

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Not asking for much.. just a retweet 🙏🏾..
Send whatever you can.. no amount is small..
Y’all be blessed!
Galatians 6:2.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto has realized he will not get even a single seat in Mount Kenya. To get some seats, he will use Ndindi Nyoro’s party. Immediately after the elections, UDA and the People’s Party of Kenya will merge to form one party, and Ndindi Nyoro will be given a cabinet position.

Stay guided!

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Script tushapata haha,
So here is the thing! Ndindi nyoro started by parading his “economic ideas” the later on unveiled his party. Ruto wants to counter Sifuna’s influence through ndindi nyoro.
The narrative is that ndindi nyoro ako na agenda na Sifuna hana. Watch the pattern.
Manifesto ya linda mwananchi iko kitchen .

Ndindi asha sema manifesto yake ni kuweka cabros kwa vijiji huko kiharu.

Sifuna will announce his presidential bid and manifesto will follow. Politics kidogo hapa na pale msha panic 😂🤌🏾

The narrative is dead on arrival 🚮😂

[I am Chege @_James041]

A police officer was convicted in 2011 after killing a taxi driver alongside five others.

The officer was found guilty and sentenced to six years in prison.

He appealed and the court of appeal overturned the ruling,

In the name of " there was no intention to kill."

The same officer is seen commanding his thugs in uniform terrorizing young people playing pool.

@IPOA_KE was notified and they never tamed these individuals.

It's now being reported that it's the same killer cop who pulled the trigger to kill Dr Victoria Mutiso.

If well investigated, you'll find that the same officer is involved in the murder of Wakili Mbobu.

Impunity emboldens killer cops and these are issues which we must address.

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

Sometimes it’s better for them to give you the fish than to teach you how to catch it.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!