Charles F. Ofdensen

an impersonation of Charles Ofdensen from Dethklok, unaffiliated with the writers thereof. (The real one has two Fs.)

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

Ah, good afternoon, @AdultSwim. A pleasure. I look forward to doing Twitter business with you. If you'd like to step into my office...

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@pickles_drummer If you'd provide specifics, I'll look into it.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@pickles_drummer I believe there are several on the grounds. You boys have only exploded one tonight.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@Toki_candy Perhaps if @pickles_drummer wasn't sitting on you, you might feel better?

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@Skwis_Skwigelf Ah. Well. That clarifies my insurance claim.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

I'm also going to go ahead and find the insurance claim forms for property damage due to explosions. Just... tell me what you broke.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

I'm just going to go ahead and call the hospital now.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

Oh dear.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@Toki_candy I revise my question: how fast can you run?

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@Skwis_Skwigelf Actually, I believe they will work just fine on their own.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@Toki_candy ... how long is that fuse?

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

Could I... interest you boys in some nice, ordinary Roman Candles?

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@W_Murderface ... Please tell me you're aiming them away from the Haus.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

I must say, this recent trend of #takiniteasy simplified this year's tax-crunch week beyond all expectations. Thank you; are you all alive?

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@unremarkablism He is indeed a voice of progress in modern science.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@MetalMistress82 I am certain that Dethklok would wish to remain unique. They did find the fate of their doubles quite difficult.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@calebthrash I'm afraid that matter is classified.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

With the recent advances in medical science, I find it inexplicable that nobody has yet perfected human cloning. Scientists: it would help.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@Skwis_Skwigelf I'll arrange a shipment.

[Charles F. Ofdensen @CharlesOfdensen]

@pickles_drummer I'm sure, if you really need more alcohol in your system, you can find a more enjoyable way of getting it than an IV.