William Murderface

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[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

Scho I've been hangin' out, takin' it easchy, then it'sch all 'OH WOW YAY HAPPY NEW YEAR' and I'm all 'SCHUT UP, I'M TRYIN' TO JERK OFF'

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

O HEY THANK YOU RT @life_of_audrey @murderofonerose It's gross and uncomfortable and never made anyone happy? ...Just like Murderface!

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

YOU'RE ALL DEAD #takiniteasy

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@BowlingForPoop JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@BowlingforPoop @SoLongAkira @cryssyinstl @murderofonerose DO NOT FUCKING RETWEET THAT, THAT IS LIES

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@ExplosionSauce Y-YEAH, WELL...YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE! #youabutt

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@ExplosionSauce THEY'RE NOT SPIDERS, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEoh wait

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@murderofonerose WHY DON'T YOU COME AND CHECK'EM OUT! Give you a little romancin'.

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@ExplosionSauce my pubes're like that every day

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@ExplosionSauce WHY DON'T YOU YELL A LITTLE MORE ABOUT IT, TONTO?!? JEEZY. Can't a guy jack off in peace?!?

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Baby_Llamas WHAT ABOUT ME

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Baby_Llamas Yeah okay sure fine great cool OH and hey by the way fuck you.

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@_AsstManager_ ...who the fuck're you?

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Toki_candy YEAH YOU WOULD LIKE SHOVING YOUR FIST SOMEWHERE AND -- wait, that didn't make any fucking sense

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Toki_candy I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU - YOU'RE MAKING ME YELL AT YOU! YOU'LL HEAR ME WHEN I COME TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU UNDERSTAND?!

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Toki_candy ...I'm not going to respond to this. I AM ABOVE FUCKING YELLING AT YOU, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Toki_candy W-What the FUCK?

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Toki_candy . . . . . sick fuck.

[William Murderface @W_Murderface]

@Toki_candy ...wait. how do you know this.