Nathan Explosion

Fan impersonation of Nathan Explosion from Dethklok, unaffiliated with the writers thereof.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

Fuck words.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

Yolo sounds like something a fucking mom would yell at you.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

Who shit on the trampoline, I'm fucking serious

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

What the fuck is a gif? Severed piece of a fucking giraffe, I think.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

WHAT AM I FUCKING READING I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE GUY WHO MADE BEER

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

Wait. Fuck. There's a whole different Wikipedia page for pig iron. This is the worst fucking internet thing.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

Cast iron is made out of metal made out of pigs? Fucking brutal. I want a pan made out of cops.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

Twitter tweets, jackoffs.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf @Skwis_Skwigelf]

Wants to know what else causes tsunamis of death? When @W_Murderface and @ExplosionSauce have the fartings contests in the hots tub.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

@Toki_candy gotta be a...pteradalcoholyl

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

I have to get drunk so I can throw up

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FUCK, MY 666TH TWOOT WAS ABOUT MURDERFACE? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

@W_Murderface I'm gonna fucking glue some shower caps to your butt. One for each cheek.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

The new twitter makes me feel worse than when the shower drain is plugged with Murderface's disgusting braids of ass hair.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

I just found my phone in a bottle of my sauce. I'm really fucking upset. I wanted all of that sauce.

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

#murderfaceeatsbutt

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

@W_Murderface #youeatbutt

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

@W_Murderface ARE THEY STILL CALLED ARACHNIDS IF THEY'RE IN YOUR ASSHOLE #assholearachnids

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

@W_Murderface I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT THE SPIDERS IN YOUR TURGID ROD'S BUSHY FOREST

[Nathan Explosion @ExplosionSauce]

@W_Murderface FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S JUST LIKE THEY TURN INTO THIS BALL OF TANGLED SPIDER LEGS. IT'S LIKE A TANGLE OF SOMETHING