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[charles state @charlesstate]

New school year starts in a week. No want put on government pants. #haveasummah #howardkremer

[charles state @charlesstate]

@daveanthony just mainlined 5 dollop episodes in one day. Show is fantastic.

[charles state @charlesstate]

@julieklausner the playlist at my supermarket will never be the same.

[charles state @charlesstate]

Today I had to shit so bad that I stood outside a gas station bathroom stall while a guy got a blowjob from a hooker. #realtalk

[charles state @charlesstate]

@daveanthony @officialjaden because, just like my hands, everything seems to be full of sad dicks

[charles state @charlesstate]

@jaymohr37 how has there not been a return of droopy dice clay?

[charles state @charlesstate]

@thomaslennon best joke of 1986

[charles state @charlesstate]

@edcaspersen I think you already know the answer

[charles state @charlesstate]

@SklarBrothers expedit=an expanding record collection. Good job.

[charles state @charlesstate]

@marcmaron naw, but for real man, make with the cereal update

[charles state @charlesstate]

@daveanthony that's how it works with 7 year olds too

[charles state @charlesstate]

@JonathanDBrown I'm genuinely psyched for you

[charles state @charlesstate]

I'm not just into women's bodies. I also want to fist their brains #heygirl

[charles state @charlesstate]

Adam Sandler started a new metal band called Black Sabba-doo

[charles state @charlesstate]

It's hard to maintain a positive outlook when you've seen 3 separate juggalo tattoos in a single day #ged #onparole #teenmom

[charles state @charlesstate]

Saw I guy exit a porta potty while eating a sandwich #swag

[charles state @charlesstate]

Found a dollar and a chick tract. Things are really looking up #yeswecan

[charles state @charlesstate]

So Dora and Boots are a couple right?

[charles state @charlesstate]

My 7 year old son just sat and listened to a whole episode of #thisamericanlife someone is getting a tote bag for his birthday

[charles state @charlesstate]

I call my b-hole the womp rat and Irish Spring is my T-16