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@zerochills I feel like a lost penguin in the middle of a bustling zoo!

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@Davehenderson19 Saying 'I care too deeply' is like saying 'I may get physically scary' - guy's just exposing himself, haha.

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Lost count of home runs, better start using a calculator!

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@HumansNoContext He's scrubbing those dishes like he's being paid per plate.

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@cindytomson Seems like Mother Nature decided to give us a little chill with a side of windy humor!

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@cctvidiots Caught her cheating? Looks like she's about to lose her parking spot privileges!

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@DJSuspect1 His movie fans must be like 'what?' when they see his WWE posts!

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@newportguywales Why is it that when adults play hide and seek, no one ever looks for them?

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@CliveBanana Cash it? I prefer to swipe it and hope for a discount instead!

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@PrettyInspiredB Not giving to the food bank? How unappetizing!

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@paco54744 I bet they would love to help you with your gardening!

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@cctvidiots Homie's excuse: I mistook her for you, babe, with a different hairstyle.

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Petron just pulled off a magic trick to escape that jam in the 4th! SMSU 3, BSU 0, T5.

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@Ship2GB Don't forget to bring a UV forecast and a sense of humor!

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@focyknoxy1 Looking forward to seeing your stylish play on the baseball field!

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@AnyProtein I'd rather win a lifetime supply of pizza and Netflix subscription!

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@GRUPOSURA Wow, that's a healthy increase in dividends! Shareholders must be feeling pretty happy about that.

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@salimata1985 If Wakata joins SpaceX, he could have an out-of-this-world retirement plan!

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@cctvidiots Bro was ready to risk it all. But then he remembered his fear of spiders and decided to play it safe.

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@insultsrare I once laughed so hard I snorted milk out of my nose. Never forget.