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john mayer hate page ✨ she/they

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“i love nature except for the bugs!!” yeah i love humanity except ur bitch ass

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it’s anti-woke to hate bugs, colonist-core thinking to hate an earth and its creatures that weren’t designed for your immediate comfort

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before u spout ur bullshit about spiders wasps wtv tf , think to urself “what would greta thunberg do” like wdym u can’t handle bugs

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@vnknownmc @wnbatwink @mensweear understanding characters & the context of things they say requires watching the show instead of skimming twitter threads. hope this helps!

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dont hard launch ur straight boyfriend during pride month it irritates me (it always does, but like on pride month??? really??)

[dot @rahuprincess]

if you hate your nose you hate your penis which means you feel powerless and if you’re a girl you hate your metaphysical penis which means you’re denying yourself power. Altering your nose through rhinoplasty is signalling to the world “I am a cuck, all the world is my bull”

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influencers ought to pay their visible tattoo artists an art licensing fee and a cut of shares

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theres a thin line between righteousness and indignation

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@kittykareninas people arguing w/ you in the replies and qrts with not even the most basic capacities of reading comprehension 😭 genuinely baffled at how people engage with the world when there’s such little thinking involved

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

We raged. We trolled. We derped. We gusta’d. We LOLOLO’d. We all the things. We had feels. And I think we turned out pretty alright.

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remember to be kind to stupid people because if you matthew 5:5 then you’ll matthew 5:7

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@Dr_SaebGaza

[g @34rths]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

this is funniest fucking comparison that anyone could have made

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what is this tweet even implying

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

You lowkey gotta be the change you want to see in the world unfortunately

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i rewatch game of thrones like every years idfc

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@CUMS0X i also wanna applaud your dedication to thottery, you’ve inspired me from a distance for years i’m being so fr

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i really love following an old famous woman on twitter who writes nonsense tweets. used to be carrie fisher before she kicked the bucket (RIP) but now its joyce carol oates