Clark Coleman01

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Jame Acaster's Band story is hilarious! (7.41)

https://t.co/ZrXbUgJbLx

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@RevDaniel @TheMichaelMoran https://t.co/ZAldNF7Q2c

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@deYook Just to clarify I'm not singling these girls out specifically. I don't think anyone should win 3 of anything. I don't even like people winning 3 legged races.

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@deYook I agree! 1 or 2 of what ever they won is bad enough but to win 3 is a fucking disgrace for some reason. In the picture they are just standing there trying to look all innocent but there's clearly something not right going on there. Some sort of public enquiry is called for.

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@thehumanxp All the UFO stuff happens on the top right? Is there an elevator because it looks a long way up and I'm not sure if I can be bothered.

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@PabloBonzo I can understand the BBC having trouble finding footage of BJ not looking like a complete twat. Whenever they need to do a story on him could they not just mute the sound and show an ultrasound of a foetus (it doesn't even have to be him)

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@JPegan1 @MarkFrancois12 I hope he doesn't take it personally, obviously my remarks are aimed at the real MF who I also don't know personally. Any matchbox insertions were done by the person involved trying to show off to his SAS mates. I would be happy to apply a cold compress.

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@davidcrosss Jaw

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@thehumanxp I thought we'd have longer before the robots finally took over. I've always been a big fan by the way.

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@Otto_English @produceremma If he hadn't pissed himself in the first place he wouldn't have to be mopping the floor. He's not a mopping hero. He's just got a problem with knowing when to go for a piss.

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@mashable Firefly jizz?

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@thehumanxp I'm glad I don't have any metallic balls.

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@estellecostanza It was just before he died right? Could he have said 'Wear a puppy up your arse all the time' which really makes a lot more sense. I know you're probably feeling a bit stupid right now but go and get a pair of needle nosed pliers and remove that stinking poppy.

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@davelee1968 I really don't need to see him be shit at something else to know he's a cunt so what is the point of this video? He's already convinced me.

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@holdmyale That's why you shouldn't lick wires unless your reasonably certain the switch is off.

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@bronactitley Imagine you're all alone in the house. You've gone to the toilet and suddenly the lights go out, everything is pitch black. You hear a scream and realise it's coming from your own throat. You've run out of toilet paper. It's that dark!

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@thehumanxp Are there actual real human people who can't eat a whole bag of crisps?

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@wildethingy I'm not fond of cherries as they have juicy outsides but that hard crunchy stone on the inside. Cockroaches on the other hand are quite crunchy on the outside but have lovely squishy centres. I've forgotten my point.

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@robbeckettcomic @SavageSocials Also this week came across this artist who is incredibly talented artistically and very funny. @kingnutter

https://t.co/HmnB6s52Mm

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@robbeckettcomic @SavageSocials Watched saw this clip for the first time today, thought it was hilarious, but it's from the end of September.

https://t.co/HHTxyXepeu

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@MarkFrancois12 almost immediately. We were all devastated that you couldn't continue the training as were your mummy and daddy who had paid to get you into the core and out of the house.

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@MarkFrancois12 but was part of an initiation ceremony where the best new SAS recruit was picked to have a family size box of matches shoved up his arse and was then required to sit on a bonfire for as long as they could. To this day you hold the record, even though the matches caught fire ...