Charlie Jarred

This time is prime time, and prime time means party time!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today, we walk about 10% faster than we did in the year 1994.

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

Ohhhh twitter it's been a while!

[Al @algowans]

@BBCR1 the voice of Mickey Mouse married the voice of Minnie Mouse in real life #UselessFacts (rumours of Goofy being the vicar are untrue)

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

Hospitals are now my second home 💊💉🔫

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

Partying is the only thing I'm good at #livingthehighlife

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Blind people experience visual hallucinations after taking LSD.

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

@JessicaRobert44 okay babesssssss see you tomorrow. Want me to try and swap my lunch or you got to go quick? Xxx

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

@JessicaRobert44 hiya why not just text me lmao? Okay no probs what time,? You going to mine or shop? Xxx

[Hau5™ @Hau5]

*COMP TIME* Simple! Retweet this tweet, winner chosen at 6pm. FREE TABLE, 5 FREE ENTRIES and....A BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE! #fortheloveofhau5

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

“@MiserableMadge: Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?” #mindfuck

[nick grimshaw @grimmers]

hey lil porsche i wanna try ya etc etc

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

@ThingsOnMattT you are incredible.

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

@ThingsOnMattT is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[Kelly! @KellyOsbourne]

Being in love is the definition of #magic

[Headmasters Lpool @Headmasterslive]

Hair up or hair down a princess knows how to wear her crown 👑

[Charlie Jarred @charliejay]

Me and my babyg pre run! X