charlie watson

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

I just got hit in the head by a bird.

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

Would you be watching the Oscars? #Oscars
1) No, I’m not interested.
2) Yes, but just casually—I’m mainly interested in the big awards.
3) Absolutely! I’m excited as always and can’t wait for every award, prediction, and red carpet moment!

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

bro.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

It’s been 21 days, don’t reporters covering DOGE still indulging “finding abuse” frame find it odd that Musk hasn’t found a single case of actual fraud. All he does is screencap random, wholly legal expenses—he simply ideologically disagree with—and presents it as a major scandal

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Horrific, horrific things happening in Israel right now.

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

free slurpie dayyyy

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

i feel like i’m wearing a hat but im not??

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

where tf did pink lemonade come from?

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

last final!!

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

@dominos y’all always stress the “free pizza if no pizza in 2min” car-side delivery thing just to never start the timer and have me wait for 20min

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

i lost my shoes

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

it’s definetly a sign

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

if i ever start balding it’s all coming off. even the eyebrows

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

in italy

[janu @JanuWilliams40]

i. Love chewing ice ,, its like eating glass but for Girls

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

Really twice the price of dominoes just to burn it 😭

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

Papa Murphy’s needs to lower the price of their pizza

I’m not attentive enough for all this responsibility lmaooo

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

Idk what’s more impressive the necks or the tongues

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

Woodpeckers have some fast necks holy fuck

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

No way it turns out they have some pretty long tongues

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

I have laryngitis*

[charlie watson @charliemwatson]

So this is what it’s like to be mute