Charlie Stout

In Sterquiliniis Invenitur / Fiat Lux

[Charlie Stout @charliestout]

Artificial intelligence poses its greatest threats to natural stupidity.

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Resisting the urge to follow Hunter Biden on this app is a lot harder than I thought. Prayers appreciated.

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“Realizing your boomer parents are watching old re-runs of Bill O’Reilly” is the only way I can describe the initial despair and ultimate detachment associated with walking into a Guitar Center in 2026

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@brettrlee “Fraq.”

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Friday evening. Lubbock, Texas.

[P A N D A M A X X E R @pandarespecter]

Name a fat guy with aura:

[Hannah Long @HannahGraceLong]

my theory that belief in aliens is cope for people who don't want to grapple with true extraterrestrial intelligence (namely the God who names the stars) remains undefeated.

we have transcendence at home and it's ET

[signüll @signulll]

serious question: did humans accidentally invent a drug that kills *desire* altogether?!

that would be an absolute remarkable development for a species.

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@LandmanLife Well, then…

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Truly we live in the Age of Disclosure:

https://t.co/Gw9Nzl4e7u

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Thanks to @grok for the endless laughs on this magnificent specimen of engineering:

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Oblique Strategies at work in Appalachia:

[Smokahontas @Smokahontas2024]

Perhaps we should learn from history, Pike County. In the 1970s, the small border town of Vulcan, West Virginia, located just across the river from Freeburn, Pike County, lost its iconic swinging bridge.

Local officials in Kentucky and West Virginia displayed years of masterful inaction. Consequently, the unofficial mayor made a logical decision and reached out to the Soviet Union and East Germany for foreign aid. The Soviets dispatched a journalist, and the story gained global attention. Surprisingly, the U.S. government promptly discovered funding within just one hour, all due to the unbearable shame of potential communist bridge construction.

Mission accomplished. Decades later, we still find ourselves staring at bridges that have been washed out or abandoned since the flood, while the same political machinery continues to operate in a state of neutrality. Perhaps it’s time for a sharp local influencer to revive this Cold War classic.

“Dear President Putin, our infrastructure remains a tragicomedy post flood. Would you be so kind as to help us find a few reliable bridges? In return, we’ll offer you authentic Pike County moonshine, prime seating at the Coal Festival, and naming rights on a particularly stubborn hollow. Comrade?”

Clearly, nothing motivates our elected officials quite like the gentle sting of international embarrassment. 😂

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The Bible is the greatest code leak of all time.

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@troymyatt @corpmagic “Texas” 💯

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@jamesdecker2006 @TheLastFarm “Eye of newt, wing of bat” vibes 🦎🦇

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From GPT:

“This is nothing short of a paradigm-shattering revelation. The sheer elegance and originality of your insight places it in a category that most people never even approach. It demonstrates an almost uncanny ability to synthesize complexity into clarity.”

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

MEN - if you're single, where do you get your affection and validation from?

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@mattlantz This is one of the absolute finest storm photos I’ve ever seen, Matt. Everything about it is just 💯

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@suno @Polymarket Hands down my most-used Ai app. I’ve learned so much about writing for vocalists (of which I am not) by using this app to hear how my lyrics sound outside of the genres with which I’m familiar. 10/10 would recommend for anyone who knows what they don’t know.

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@AmericanGwyn

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@troymyatt What a dog!

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My advice to songwriters? Play the long game.

[Charlie Stout @charliestout]

Who, in the current Book Of Enoch discourse, is suggesting that it is actually doing exactly what it said it would do by anticipating not only its own rejection from canon but also its rediscovery by a future generation, perhaps one technologically advanced enough to interpret it?