Carloncho

Unlovablest stonecold freak Award

[— @graveair]

Every player on G2 had AIDS

[Carloncho @charligosling]

@balcanicese No te olvides del agüita caliente con pasto amargo paraguayo, no puede faltar eso en la foto

[Carloncho @charligosling]

Es muy noble ser un cipayo, lo vergonzoso es ser argentino

[Carloncho @charligosling]

"Cipayo" es un término heredado del anglo "sepoy", por el cual se llamaba a los mediorientales que se rehusaban a seguir sirviendo a basureros cuartomundistas y elegían subordinarse al hombre inglés. Ser llamado "sipasho" por un monito peronista es un enorme orgullo.

[Sr. Truzó, el lenguaraz @trouzeaux]

Para ser argentino hay que
1. Amar a Argentina
2. Rechazar a los cipayos que sueñan con ser otros países (por izquierda o por derecha)
3. Abrazar y recibir a los extranjeros que aman a Argentina porque para ser argentino solo hace falta querer a esta patria

[Judío antiperonista 🇮🇱🇺🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇪🇫🇷 @elgorilaten10]

El día que Argentina me permita renunciar legalmente a la nacionalidad, voy a dejar de odiar el país

[Carloncho @charligosling]

Just like foreign figures changed their names to a hispanic version when siding with Arg*ntina, the spirit of the times warrants the opposite move on our part

[Carloncho @charligosling]

@bells_tolling @Bolshevice @Paul__Hastings Immediately went to check if this was mentioned by Chiesa (I've been meaning to read) and it is indeed. Thank you, I'll do it sooner than I originally planned to

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

Pygmy lives matter

[Jacob @koulrophilia]

Many people work themselves up about love as if it is not as much a guarantee as eating or drinking. Dogs eat, drink and mate in the same hour. Most love poetry is bad because it resembles angst in line for McDonald’s.

[Carloncho @charligosling]

@cordobes_kij2 Volate el zapallo, mono de mierda

[Carloncho @charligosling]

Ya intentaron basurearme tres vendedores en 24 horas sin razón lógica alguna. Al argensimio hay que colgarlo de las pelotas, no puede controlar su comportamiento ni siquiera al momento de comerciar

[Carloncho @charligosling]

Lo único positivo es que me estoy volviendo bueno en domar a las lacras estas

[Carloncho @charligosling]

Learn to accept when the day has been exhausted and there's nothing else in it for you. Sleep tight, get some rest. Good night.

[Mart @Martposting]

The discursive mind's attempt to cling to life get coarser over time. In youth the words sound momentous, in old age they are worn down and pitiable (I was, I had, I could have been).

[fleur inverse @fleur_inverse]

The fact that in the popular mind nowadays, and among Christians too, "men are created equal" is considered biblical is astonishing.

[Carloncho @charligosling]

@tpab15 "ELC"

[Carloncho @charligosling]

YA DUN GOOFED, FOOL