Charline Bay

self deprecating fuck

PSN: char_wars

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

@Wario64 Omg thank you! I was able to get one right away.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Guests’ Chairs Tilt, Spray Water At Them During First-Ever 4D State Of The Union Address https://t.co/SkqfJdMr5C #SOTU

[Rodney Rothman @rodneyrothman]

1) Years ago when I wrote for David Letterman we would make these fake broadway shows and put them on at the end of the show and never tell the audience they were fake. No one ever knew. https://t.co/uPQtupwycz

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

@FrcknZazzed @ColleenB123 @CloeCouture Thanks for the nightmares.

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

@RonFunches FUJEW clothing line please

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

@KATUNews I felt it here in Lake Oswego, but my friend didn’t. It was subtle, I thought earthquake or the neighbors are walking up their stairs.

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

https://t.co/bXhUsKlx8U

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

Just entered to win today's giveaway in @birchbox’s 12 Days of Prizes & Surprises!🤞🏽 Go to https://t.co/cY7yVYqMc0 to enter.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

did someone say royal wedding

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Just found this dumb thing from 2009 where my friend @jameshartnett and I put ourselves into Grey's Anatomy for no reason https://t.co/maabqfiymG

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

@TheOrlandoJones

[Charline Bay @charlinebay]

@Lesdoggg ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

the most normal thing in 2017 so far https://t.co/X05h6nQFrG

[Kristina Koppeser 🐾 @KristinaLuca]

I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

I tweeted this in July 2015, btw https://t.co/9bS9SKyocP

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages & cultures and we kill one another because of it.

[Charlie Murphy @charliemurphy]

One to Sleep On: Release the past to rest as deeply as possible.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Writing is 95% avoiding writing.