Charl Lamprecht

Husband, Father, Data Dude, CCDAK (Kafka)

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

🚨 HUGE news. After 3 years of development, we’re finally launching BarkDogSpeak — an AI that translates your dog’s barks into English. 94% accuracy. Real-time. It changes everything. Early access spots going fast 👇 https://t.co/cq0E7xzArP

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

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[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@kmf @myhatisred @elonmusk @Tesla Here I was thinking @Tesla was just a prefix for all the coolest weapons in Red Alert... Tesla Trooper, Tesla Coil, Tesla Tank... 😜

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

Passed my AZ-900. What do I know now: Cumulonimbus clouds are your classic towering thunderstorm clouds and should be placed behind a WAF. You can do this using the Azure Cloud Shell ;-> https://t.co/MiMbtmyznZ

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@matt_howlett @RabbitMQ Up to yesterday I could name one, simplicity. Kafka is still perceived as a complex beast by many. And rightfully so for smaller setups... Until: https://t.co/KvVVehu0M1

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

First glimpse... Love it! Simple Kafka... So simple I might have time to do a donut segment with it tonight. Well done to all contributors.

https://t.co/KvVVehu0M1

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@kmf One of those tasks that does not fit Kanban... Well, does not fit any work planning or management methodology really. Also, this is the first time I have seen so many containers stuck and queued at one time. Introducing a new way to break down massive tasks: #ParallelLanes 😁

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@windowsdev If we did not code, think of all the dormant servers that would just waistfully spin on idle. Ticketing and bug tracking systems would have no meaning, SQL server would have no purpose. Hello World ... would not exist. Thus we code.

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@windowsdev ●●●○○○●●○○●○
I code because I am a coder,
and I am a coder because I code 🤓 However, my code is always longer than 280 characters... 😜
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[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@windowsdev Sorry for posting multiples... think it's stuck in a loop 🤪😝🤣

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@windowsdev 4920616d206120646576656c6f706572

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@windowsdev 4920616d206120646576656c6f706572

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@Mr_mitchellh @nbuesing @tlberglund But Shawshank Redemption is like a platter of steak, Tacos and chicken wings with a side of crisp lettuce and dipping sauce 😋

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@mikemybytes @simas_ch @gunnarmorling And as an industry we are on the brink of solving cache invalidation - with ---> NoCache 😄

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@kennybastani Needs a poem:
San Francisco Bay
In big tech there you lay
A golden bridge you are
To those who know you from afar

As like the beautiful earth
Much is you actual worth
Both off-center
Both difficult to enter

But unlike the diverse earth
You're not the only one with tech worth
😉

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@heinzkabutz So true 😄 Only aspiring infinite loops who never reach their full potential of looping indefinitely. Which begs the question: What is the longest running loop in the world today... #longestloopnottherollercoaster

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

@tlberglund Do have to admire the coloring of the techs on top of that blog, very much electoral flavor, deep psychological baffling stuff, and for some reason, kafka is the red elephant 😄 🟦🟥 Post a link showing how you scale to terabytes in seconds from scratch, getting popcorn ready 🍿

[Charl Lamprecht @charllamprecht]

For a second there, I thought you said 150 Million messages per second. O.. wait... you did. 🤣🤯👏 Very very impressive. Whilst reading this sentence, about 900 Million messages were processed. Wow.