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[Mohammed @Mansaah_Musa]

Private equity is when wealthy individuals or investment firms buy companies that are not publicly traded on the stock market, improve them, and later sell them for a profit.

Here's a simple example:

Imagine a bakery is worth ₦10 million, but it is poorly managed.

A private equity firm buys the bakery.

They hire better managers, expand to more locations, reduce unnecessary costs, and increase profits.

Five years later, the bakery is worth ₦50 million.

The firm sells it and makes a profit.

Think of it like this:
Private equity is like buying an old house, renovating it to make it more valuable, and then selling it at a higher price.

The difference is that instead of houses, private equity firms buy and improve businesses.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

1. Do not touch her.

2. Take pictures and make videos.

3. Talk to a lawyer and a docto.

4. Report to the nearest police station .

5. Report to the nearest hospital, preferably government hospital.

6. Do not attempt to run away.

7. Prepare your mind to spend few days in cell or prison pending investigation.

8. Let your lawyer and doctor do their work and do not talk too much.

9. Prepare to spend money for your doctor, lawyer and police.

10. Pray to God for mercy. Let your mother pray for you

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Let me shock you with another one.

There is a medical condition in which the body produces excess amount of Alcohol to a point that you get tipsy/drunk

Imagine getting drunk without drinking but your body is making large bottles of alcohol.

Called "AutoBrewery syndrome"

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

There's just so many health challenges/disorders that you can't know it all. I just learnt about Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), this morning. Basically, people with this disorder are fine when they're sitting or lying down. But as soon as they stand up, they start having palpitations, dizziness to the point of (almost) fainting, headaches, shortness of breath, nausea, bloating, and abdominal pain.

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

If you want to know about Heart attack , what causes it? How you can prevent it?
Open this thread !!

If you are less than 50 years. You must open this thread!!!

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

This is why you should NEVER use this to pack food!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tiping your office security N1k for buying your lunch, is not you doing him a favour. He earned it. If e easy, stand up from your seat and go get the food yourself. Calculate the financial cost of the stress of going the distance to get the food and back.

If you want to do him a favour, give him money for no reason. Someone would do you a favour, but you would see yourslf as the one doing them a favour because you earn higher than them and don't respect them.

If you send money to your colleague that does the same work with you and asked them to please get you lunch on their way back from wherever they were going, you see it as them doing you a favour because you respect them. You don't see it as a favour done to you when it is done by the office security or cleaner because you don't respect them. If you treat these people well and respect them, they will be happy to do things for you. You've become entitled to their help that you now expect them to use their money to fund your lunch.

My security does errands for me, and every errand comes with a tip. That is thank you for doing this because it is not his job. Favour is when I give him money for no reason which happens often or when he has special needs and makes a request and I give him money. You need to start respecting people as human beings, not by how much they earn. This thing is a common problem in our society.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

These videos may be common and splattered all over the internet but the fundamental question keen minds always ask is:

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Every girl wants to have fun.

Now here’s the thing…

The ‘lover boys’ can’t afford the outside life

The ‘outsiders’ can’t afford to love and stay committed to one person.

This is the closest to reality.. Deal with it!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

That is why I don't know how 9ja men do it. You are marrying someone who chooses you just because you can provide, and you even brag about how you can fund her life better than those 'small boys' approaching her.

Yet, you're always scared when a richer man approaches her or when anything happens to your finances. You even expect to be disrespected by your own woman when time are bad.

GOD FORBID!

[Oku @oku_yungx]

“What do you do when you fall out of love with your husband for not providing?”

Every man in the world needs to see this. 💀

[Doctor Of The Future™ @g_diets_]

If you have gut issues (ulcer) and you are still taking noodles, semo, wheat and bread. I don’t know what to say to you.

[gst @wearegst]

Fanta is trying to kill Nigerians.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Over 90% of Nigerians live in poverty and you're still talking nonsense about women carrying grace and good luck and transferring to men.

No go hustle.

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Funny how people who don’t drink ALCOHOL but takes SOFT DRINKS think they are doing their liver a favour.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Sympathy: You feel sorry for someone who has suffered a calamity. You are not emotionally invested or practically involved in the matter or how they get better from it. You only feel sorry for them. Sympathy is you hear there’s an accident somewhere, you stop and feel sad for the victims, but leave and you keep walking.

Empathy: You feel personally touched by calamity that has befallen someone and you take visible actions to show you understand their pain and you want to help. You are emotionally invested and you are practically involved by doing everything you can to ensure the person gets better. Empathy is you hear there’s an accident somewhere, you stop, you check they are okay, you call an ambulance, you wait with them and you don’t leave until you are sure they are in safe hands.

Apathy: This is the easiest. You simply don’t care. You feel nothing about a calamity that has befallen someone. You are not happy about it but you are not sad either. You simply don’t care. You can’t be bothered at all. Apathy is you hear there’s an accident somewhere, and you are just not interested and you simply keep going. Whether they are dead, injured, alive, dying or whatever, you are not interested and you are not bothered.

I hope this helped.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

No be say money no dey. But the reason we ask you to only date women who see their income as family income and invest everything to the family, is that, where your money is, that is where your heart will be. Two of you are pulling resources together and two of you are reaping together.

You cannot get someone's heart by spending N100m on them. Let them invest their own money, they will water it with their life.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

You don’t need to be educated before you know that “Morning” is horrible and disrespectful response to “Good Morning”.

All you need is a little decency and common sense.

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

“I was the person that created Ministry of Economic Planning. We went & borrowed a well-thought development agenda from the UN called MDG & put that forward as our vision. All we did was to develop the strategy for delivering all MDG goals. Nigeria needs to have a properly developed vision & includes in it- what they will do & how much they would save. The day I handed over, I had $56M in Fidelity Bank, $50M in Diamond Bank, $50M in Access Bank.”

~Peter Obi on CNBC Africa 9 years ago.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Know your body weight vs condition:

Below 40kg – very fragile

40-49kg – slim

50-59kg – very skinny

60-69kg – sporty

70-79kg – normal

80-89kg – strong

90-99kg – heavy

100-109kg – very heavy

110-119kg – well built

120-129kg – severely overweight

130-139kg – overweight

140-149kg – fat

150-159kg – obese

160-169kg – round

170-199kg – extremely overweight

200+kg – you’re in a extraordinary league of your own.

What’s your body weight? drop it in the comments below.