Charlotta E. Box

i really like fun and flavorful people ☂️ i'm new! join me as i learn this tweeting world : )

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

let your pizza be the talented pizza it knows it can be

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Clerk: how can I help you?
Me (ankle-deep in standing water while the walls crumble from termite infestation): 1 computer and 6 guns please

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

there is absolutely no way to silently put aluminum foil on anything, so you might as well give up now if you are currently in the process

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

yes, sometimes i play loud music & clean the bathroom sink at 2:45 am. is that a problem officer? -new cop on his 3rd in-office night shift

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psa: she's still (will always be) poppin https://t.co/UbmU06xpgB

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#NewProfilePic all of my avis are pics of my baby sis back when she was poppin. here's another

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

#NewProfilePic all of my avis are pics of my baby sis back when she was poppin. here's another

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

watching wordlessly as your mom makes every effort to zoom in on an instagram picture that you know will not zoom

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one of my favorite feelings is walking on a freshly washed bathroom rug #sofluff #nodirts

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this basketball team's name is Muleriders. Muleriders!!! how upsetting must it be for them when they are announced onto the court

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you know how when you look at/ think about a word too long and it starts to not make sense? that just happened to me with an emoji

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i'll never understand why ppl start a new bar of soap wen they still have some of their old bar. just bc its tiny doesnt mean its not soap!!

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

its shedding season!! so remember, if you decide to pet a pup, make sure u are not headed anywhere important bc u will be covered in hairs!!

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

if you only let your dishes "soak" just to temporarily avoid washing them, you don't actually care about your dishes!!!!

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

"normally, i find Pam to be a comforting, if unarousing presence around the office. like a well-watered fern" -dwight k. schrute

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if i ever have a child i will name them Mel. short for Watermelon

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

but on the inside i secretly have healing powers and people occasionally like to have tea with me

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

i made my cover photo of some stinging nettle i picked today bc just like the nettle, i may be prickly on the outside and people avoid me

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quick question

[Charlotta E. Box @charlottabox]

Parks & Rec vs. The Office

or are they even comparable??

either way, let me know : )