charlie

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

Call me erectile the way I’m at dis function

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

two options every night and it’s so beautiful

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

nothing is wrong with me it’s an elaborate bit

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

I’ve curated a really beautiful Saturday for myself. I got up at 10 am, took a shower, made my bed, got dressed, and then I laid back down in bed, took my clothes back off, ate 5 cookies and I’m going back to bed

[grovy @grovymango]

I live my life with the mindset that I have a fat ass. Whether I actually do or not does not matter

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I rebuke you lowkey

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em

me: [playstation voice] play-station

[averyluna @lucky_chair]

FBI agent breakfast

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

My piercing won’t reject because I have pure intentions and my heart is kind.

[charlie @charlottem808]

Nice of the man at the coffee shop to make it a large on the house. Except it isn't. The feng shui in my iced latte is all off.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Death to Israel and the guy who wont let me merge

[avengers movie updates @mrnastynodrama]

Presumably if you had a Time Machine you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

girl, the boycott…

[erin chack @ErinChack]

whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape.......incompetent legend. i wish we could hang out

[liv @downBaddie]

me when i break gender norms by being a woman with avoidant attachment style

[stretch 5 at your local LA Fitness @HGTVontheRadio]

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