charlottextina

a New Yorker in the Midwest. internet forager. MFA in poetry. princess. pizza snob. public transportation warrior.

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LETTERS TO KE$HA is alive! hit me up if you want a copy. https://t.co/qNbUTVUuhy

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Just here for the spirit Halloween memes don’t worry I’m still dead

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

Spooky

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what about both though

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cannot tell if my neighbor is in the midst of sexual experience or imminent danger

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

LA

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I don't even care if I never write a poem again

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@sweetzmbejesus yer tearing me apart

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signing into twitter after a like two month hiatus was a great trigger for my depression, in case you were wondering

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Risk of blood clots

J&J vaccine .00001%
Birth control pills: .05%
COVID infection: 16%

(CDC)

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the postal worker said, "wow you're real nice sending your friends packages" and i said, "huh that's weird no one's ever called me nice before"

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i cannot be the only one who lies in bed for hours looking at pictures of cheese fries

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make america call ppl buttmunch again

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@CCoffeeBlack bless, friend.

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when the fuck did it become like standard office speak to say "bless you" instead of "thank you"? i don't require blessings, i seek real ass gratitude thx.

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rip dmx and thank you for this banger that has gotten me past stressful deadlines, crappy jobs, "fake ass peeps", and other aggravating shit. https://t.co/Qx9E31ZqzU

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@cassieprmkhtr exactly! and it's probably a public health hazard to get on a bus lol oh well great job missouri you're doin great

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feeling some type of way about how most all of the covid testing sites i can find in the downtown kc area are drive thru therefore inaccessible to those who don't drive

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@dweeberella that's what i thought! or, like, poor. if you're poor and can't afford a car and don't have another adult to drive you, you are unable to get tested or vaccinated. maybe i'm just not looking hard enough but i don't see many accessible options!