Chazpants

Soul singing, community minded, storm obsessed, chocolate eating, huge boobed mad woman!

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

A policeman dancing with kids epitomises the British resolve. Heart, love, togetherness. #OneLoveManchester #westandwithmanchester

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Mark Ruffalo on Donald Trump: “The guy is a convicted felon, a convicted rapist, he’s a pedophile. He’s the worst human being in the world. If we’re relying on this guy’s morality then we’re all in a lot of trouble. I love this country and what I’m seeing here is not America”

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

Wondering how @rickygervais feels about ITV ripping off the entire concept of #anidiotabroad and creating a Temu version with Stephen Mulhern?
Feels like when the Americans tried to do their version of Gavin & Stacey.

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@PressSec @BBCNews @GBNEWS The UK are collectively laughing at the US when you spout this kind of nonsense 😂 it’s so fake it’s practically satire and here’s the US press secretary thinking she’s doing something by championing it 😂😂😂

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@elonmusk Tommy Robinson? Hard man? 🤣🤣🤣
He’s a double-barrelled posh boy trying to play a role he isn’t qualified for.
Our grandfathers fought to fight fascism and we’re not about to give up on their legacy because some man with too much money says so. 👌

[Tim Booth @RealTimBooth]

Disgusted to see the cynical use of ‘Sit Down’by @TRobinsonNewEra.
No permission was granted, and we are looking into our options.
The song and most of our topical lyrics, make it very clear where we stand, and it’s the antithesis of this organization

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@BBCRadio2 shout out to the couple in the Saab in traffic behind me in Barnstaple rocking out to You Make My Dreams Come True! Great choice of Sunny song!

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@BBCRadio2 for the love of God Sara Cox, give Gerald a mug!!!
#Saracox #radio2 #bbcradio2

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

Not @SkyNewsBreak ruining the #BAFTAS by announcing the winner of best film when we are all watching it on the telly and haven’t got to that bit yet! #skybteakingnews #skynews

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@VodafoneUK Hi 👋 there is an outage in my area (no 4G, just E at best) but your online map says it’s fine when it isn’t. It’s happening in a few areas of town where there are dark spots when there previously weren’t. Can you help please?

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

I think we’re all in agreement that Bush is Natalie Cassidy. #TheMaskedSinger #themaskedsingeruk

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

It can’t be as obvious with the Streetlife clue that Toad in the Hole is Randy Crawford can it?! It does sound like her! #TheMaskedSinger
#themaskedsingeruk

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@elonmusk Autonomy over our own bodies, free healthcare, no worries about being shot when you leave the house? Nah we’re good thanks, babe!

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@JKCorden and Ruth Jones - take a bow! Utter perfection. We cheered, we gasped, we cried and we leave them behind knowing that all is as it should be. Thank you for 17 amazing years 🩷#gavinandstaceythefinale #GavinAndStacey

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@SkyHelpTeam my Netflix isn’t working on my Sky box. It’s just a black screen. Have tried doing it via the Apps part and also voice control but nothing. It had glitched the other day but it has now totally disappeared. All other channels and apps are working fine 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

My inner geek is screaming with excitement as today is the @C4Countdown final! I’m definitely going to apply to be on the show, loved it since I was tiny and is a wonderful way of learning! @RachelRileyRR @ColinMurray @susie_dent 🕰️ #countdown #channel4

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@itsterrismith @StephenMulhern @joeldommett And Joel Dommett did this years ago too!

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

Not @StephenMulhern blatantly nicking @joeldommett’s confetti cannon gag for the #RoyalVarietyPerformance 🙄

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@CostaCoffee Hey Costa! It’s understandable that you’d need to close a branch because it wasn’t busy enough but what doesn’t make sense is why you’d leave a premises looking like this! You could at least paint it or wrap it so it looks decent! #ilfracombe

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

@FitbitSupport I purchased a new Fitbit today (Sense 2) and I can’t sign in on the app for love nor money. It’s the up to date app, I’ve even tried starting a new account and it just leaves me on buffering/loading. Don’t make me change my mind and return it.

[Chazpants @charmain1983]

Not @BBCRadio2 with the explicit version of Sabrina Carpenter 😂