miss antibodies

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Micro cheat on me and see how i Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you btch

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Solid grounds for divorce

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" Me calling someone back, hoping they don't pick up so i can use it as proof that i tried
https://t.co/JBu9KSdzmC

[snupi #aniyafc @kenziessplit]

he's literally a disney prince

[blanc @dqveed]

Whoever put this on the TL bless your heart fr.

[Tomii 💅🪖 @KennyOd541]

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you're enjoying your time alone and ppl start coming outta nowhere

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This the type of shit Crash Bandicoot would do when you didn't move the controller for 2 minutes

[amanda @desi0re]

this would send me into psychosis

[໊ @Dexteriityy]

Nigga saying fuck me on that money with nobody but men around.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

they should name a drink after this guy

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

If I saw this in person I would 100% think I’m having some sort of mental break

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[misa! @misak1nz]

when your friend turns you into a sticker and won’t stop using it in the gc

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.

[ྀི @hrtindica]

oh nooooo i lost the man who can’t stop being lustful #whooptyfckindooo

[amanda @desi0re]

I would've snatched that mf & went through it. But that's just me

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent