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charm like the city

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I think in honor of my new twitter I’m going to make a list of problematic Bethany quotes

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Have been verbal about hating baseball my entire life, bf has made me enjoy it over past year and he took me and my baseball loving best friend to game today. My first game ever somehow 🫪 I had so much fun. I just love him. And his team won 🎉

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So glad I entered my apt after work and immediately thought “damn it reeks of weed in here” only to then notice packages on the table my landlord must have brought inside for me 🙃

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@crabby30somthng My skin was a disaster when I went off hormonal BC so I’m stuck in intermittent suicidal ideation I guess 🤦🏻‍♀️

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My period makes me wanna kill myself every month without fail I swear to god

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I wonder what it’s like to have a job that doesn’t infiltrate, like, every aspect of your being. I honestly think I’d be bored without it.

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It’s my day off but my resident is texting me about a problematic consult we have tomorrow and my attending is texting me about how she is begging the research director to hire someone she handpicked to be her research nurse. Coworker texting me about our patient who passed.

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@crabby30somthng Boyfriend?! Yay!

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

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perfect pg13 summer solstice anniversary

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Drunk in the pool with my tits out and now watching World Cup with my bf I’m in heaven

[DKAstrology 🇭🇺🇯🇲🙏✨ @DKAstrology]

Literally.
Word by word🤣🥴

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Got up early to do clean and do errands bc apparently my landlord decided today was the day to get the AC replaced- been staying in the bedroom, tell me why these fuckers are shitting in my toilet and also opened my bedroom door as I’m laying in bed. Times up, get OUT

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Get to work at 7, see back to back patients til 6, no food, don’t pee til 5, get home and cry because it’s never enough and some girl your age is about to lose their mom to a terrible diagnosis and no one in your life understands or cares 🤠

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@gingerific17 A productive outlet for my bitchiness and authoritarian attitude

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Got up early yesterday and went to bfs house to boss him around/declutter and clean, then went watched baseball and soccer, then got high and went to Cheesecake Factory, came home and watched basketball. I swear that was the best day I’ve had in months lol wtf

[mimi @lightnds]

people who never stay in situations they don’t like inspire me

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latto sampling soulja boy is the last thing my geriatric downstairs neighbor needed but it’s like Christmas to me

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Went to take a shit and order jewelry on the toilet, walked out of bathroom directly into a rapid response, suction canister filled with blood

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Adults that do diamond painting scare me like you’re a robot without a creative bone in your body

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Im already annoyed and here comes my coworker singing the chorus of “stay fly” on repeat in the fucking hallway