Noach

Niets aan te geven.

[wagwan alaikum @only_kyg]

No one told me that 30s horny is so much more intense than 20s horny.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

7-year-olds now: iPhone, AirPods

Me at 7:

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

We need you. Again. Germany is sliding economically towards the abyss. But unlike a quarter of a century ago, when we were the “sick man of Europe”, the EU is a different entity.

🔗 https://t.co/aKuXM5EcYA

[Madonna @Madonna]

Prayers from Patmos!!
What a magical island. I really felt the presence of God there.
The first time I went to Greece, I was 7 months pregnant with Rocco. A full circle moment to take him there again as a Man. Good for the Soul! ♥️🇬🇷

[POLITICOEurope @POLITICOEurope]

Greece’s attempt to lure top scientists back to their homeland after the trauma of the financial crisis has stalled after an ambitious program to reverse the brain drain descended into fiasco.
https://t.co/ZHorfTeKZI

[in.gr/news @in_gr]

Η συνεχιζόμενη κρίση ψυχικής υγείας στη δουλειά αναγκάζει πλέον τους διευθυντές να λαμβάνουν υπόψη τη συναισθηματική ευημερία των εργαζομένων.
👉🔗 https://t.co/2wyJQp0nDR

[Noach @charmingvil]

Όταν πετάς με Turkish Airlines.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Outrageous flirting on the BBC News channel.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Two weeks ago today, I admitted that politics has not been working for you and that we all need to raise our game.

I meant it.

So here's just some of what we've announced in the first fortnight:

✅ New national drive to end rough sleeping
✅ Tax cut on energy bills
✅ £2 cap on bus fares in England
✅ Record numbers of NCA officers deployed to tackle gangs behind small boat crossings
✅ 20% cut in business rates for thousands of pubs, clubs, and music venues
✅ Number 10 North, driving power out of Westminster and into every postcode across the country
✅ 14-year-olds will have early access to technical education, skills training and connections with employers
✅ Plan to fix our broken social care system
✅ Investment in our nuclear deterrent, supporting 22,000 apprenticeships
✅ Local mayors will get a share of income tax

This is just the start. I know a fortnight does not fix a country.

But I said I would do things differently, and I am.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

The older I get, the better I understand this man.

[Tomi 🇺🇦🇫🇮🇪🇺 @TallbarFIN]

Greece is blocking the EU's 21st sanctions package.

Key sticking point is a proposed ban on transporting russian LNG to third countries. This would hurt Dynagas, a major Greek LNG carrier fleet.

My country Finland, as a russia's neighbor suffered too but did the right thing. 🤷

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @HugoPap2]

My politics normally, vs my politics when an Argentinian starts speaking.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Kane looks ready for tonight.

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Norway may row. But England roars 🦁🦁🦁

Good luck tonight team, from our Armed Forces around the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@England

[Ο Γάτης @Traboubouk0s]

Μπράβο στην κυβερνηση

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

the phenomenon of every British prime minister becoming better after the resign needs to be studied

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Count Binface has released his manifesto for the upcoming Clacton By-Election

- Building at least one affordable house
- Nationalising the pop singer Adele
- Bringing back Ceefax
- Moving the hand dryer in the gent's toilets of the Crown and Treaty pub in Uxbridge to a more sensible position

"Gripping the major issues by the balls"

[Noach @charmingvil]

@NFarantouris

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇨🇦 BREAKING: Canada has announced it will participate in Eurovision 2027