Charmed,I’m not so sure

[Charmed,I’m not so sure @CharmsB]

I care deeply about maybe 5 people in my life, and about 600-700 dogs on the internet that I've never met.

[Stacey @skittle624]

I miss wearing two Swatch watches on one wrist.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I’m rooting for the asteroid to be perfectly honest.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I'm not lying exactly. I'm being economical with the truth.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I’m really getting a lot of use out of my house.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Inspirational tweet:

Everyone has flaws, try to turn them into strengths. Like, if you're really ugly you can scare babies or something.

[😊 @PontistGirl]

We should cancel April fools this
year. There is no prank going to top the shit show going on in the world right now.

[krista @kristabellerina]

Currently playing “I Will Survive” because I need to make a phone call I don’t want to make.

[Stacey @skittle624]

I want to wear sneakers to a wedding because love is temporary and foot pain is forever.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If you believe everything you read, you probably shouldn't be reading.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟𐮜 @Lifeofstelynn]

Eye doctor: “Is this better… or worse?”

Me: yes

[Tori @ToriTheMom]

I'm not avoiding. I just need 3–5 business days to process

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I’m not overthinking. I’m conducting a thorough background check on every possible outcome.

[Kay @kaymcderm]

I love when I fix one problem and five new ones appear like a surprise party.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

New year, new me. Not like right away though.

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I'm not antisocial. I just don't like most people and going outside for no reason is stupid.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟𐮜 @Lifeofstelynn]

I can’t be the only who screenshots confirmations even though you’ll get an email and text.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I don't always clear my calculator...

but when I do, I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I've never met a printer that wasn't a drama queen.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away while waiting in lines.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The three spirits that will visit me on Christmas eve are Vodka, Gin and Whiskey.