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- dork - **….but why take the chance? series **

[Kay @kaymcderm]

A Friday the 13th movie marathon won’t kill me, but why take the chance?

[i @tulobh]

I’m not a good tweeter, I am a reckless tweeter.

[Always Around @_Always_around_]

If anybody could have it.
I don’t want it.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

“Self awareness is sexy”

Me: Thanks, it’s literally ruining my fucking life

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Being an adult is having the money to buy the toys you wanted as a kid, but spending it on stuff like detergent.

[Gia @GashleyMadison]

Thursday, we stayed close in the hush between songs.

For once, I did not think about what came next.

[L @LASwann07]

moving through water and sky you’re the mirror to my song

[W❍LF @babybadwolf]

Joy came back
Like a stray
And I didn’t have the heart to send her away

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟𐮜 @Lifeofstelynn]

I adore you. Don’t ruin it.

[Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon]

“Don’t over think it.” I assure you none of my problems came from thinking

[aLittleLeftOfNormal @LeftOf_Normal]

I tried to forget you, but I'm glad I didn't.

[尺乇乃乇ccﾑ @cheeky__gal]

Easter had us wearing a bonnet like we were headed to church in 1892.

[尺乇乃乇ccﾑ @cheeky__gal]

We are the only creatures on earth that are ruled by time.

[thewelder @walkawayslowly]

Its been a productive morning at my office:

So far I’ve managed to empty my snack cupboard

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

I see a neighborhood restaurant has potato soup on their menu today and suddenly I have an extra spring in my step.

[L @LASwann07]

i’ll always be wrapped around your heart like the moons hum.

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

The best of the best also brought with it its opposite and therefore is responsible

[尺乇乃乇ccﾑ @cheeky__gal]

Welcome to your 40s, where everyone you know is either married, divorced, or on a CPAP machine.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

My son said “don’t worry, I’ll figure it out.” And I did worry.

And he did not figure it out.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Do you ever lie in bed and suddenly realize… you’re not okay at all?