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25 he/him 🏳️‍⚧️

[Max✨ @charmxxder]

Not to brag but my chest looks so fuckin good after surgery this summer isn’t gonna know whats hit it

[alex @dontblamealex]

Cancel culture only affects women and I’ll die on this hill

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Beyond being wickedly talented and gorgeous, I appreciate that Sabrina has taken notes from the Miss Piggy playbook (being gorgeous with huge curls doing physical comedy).

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Things we want to see in our timeline 🧵

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[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Wow unbelievable!

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

"There is no bridge I would not burn for my wife and daughter" I know they gasped

[Jenni @hashjenni]

can’t be sad today i have a lot of work

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Whoever named the didgeridoo should've been allowed to name more stuff.

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

when you leave the group chat for attention then get ur friend to add you back

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buddy. He can't see most colors, but is pretty sure that light is green. Because there is no way it could be red for this long. 12/10

[dom*** @domtheeaquarius]

when i say NOTHING could prepare you for that third voice note 😭😭😭 my jaw is still on the floor

[Hollie @hollieh0llie]

transgender lives don’t directly affect anybody else’s lives yet the dumb fucks of our country will be persuaded to vote for the tories because their hatred for trans people overpowers their need for good healthcare and affordable living ??? horrid country horrid people

[Will @will_marsden]

In the queue at Starbucks and this elderly lady in front of me ordered her coffee and the guy went ‘that’s £4.95 please’. She took a little gasp, opened her purse and muttered ‘f*cking tories’ 💀

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Callie. She is training. What she is training for, no one knows. But she will be ready. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

A bicycle thief was charmed mid-robbery by a golden retriever. He gave the pup belly rubs and even said "I love you" before fleeing. The golden significantly misunderstood the assignment, but we're giving them a 14/10 for at least delaying the situation

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Greta Gerwig becomes the first woman in history to solely direct a film that grossed over $1 billion at the box office #Barbie

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Shannon absolutely did her girl a solid