charlie 🏆

[charlie 🏆 @charnelius]

@MrBeast 2,698,102

[Dyl @THFCDylan02]

Can’t lie it’s starting to get boring now United

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇵🇹📈 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗨𝗦 𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗦 (𝟮𝟭) vs ALL Top 7 League U21 Midfielders as per DataMB:

🥇 Possessions won – 1st
🥇 Defensive duels – 1st
🥇 Defensive duels won – 1st
🥇 Interceptions – 1st
🥇 Short passes – 1st
🥈 Passes completed – 2nd
🥈 Progressive passes – 2nd
🥈 Passes to final third – 2nd
🥈 Sliding tackles – 2nd
🥈 Duels won – 2nd
🥈 Progressive actions – 2nd

𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧 💎

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF THE DAY😭😭😭😭😭😭

“We hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenh-“

*Tree just falls down with them on it*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[. @utdcynical]

The internet is a cruel place…😭

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[🙃⭐️🌼🚕 @thfc_mugen]

Dyslexic Solanke seeing spurs sign senesi

[charlie 🏆 @charnelius]

the deck being shuffled by the dealer before hitting me with another blackjack

[GD @GD5496119]

Anybody claiming that @SpursOfficial are being saved by the PGMOL, before making a tit of yourself, do yourselves a favour and look at these two graphs.

If you’re unsure what they conclude, stick them into an AI and ask what conclusions it draws about how Spurs are officiated.

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

🗣️Toby Alderweireld on Cuti Romero and Micky van de Ven:

"I look at Romero, I look at Van de Ven ... They just aren't reaching their level. Again, not for a period, but actually for an entire season.

"Then I also look at Romero who gets red cards too often, doesn't make the right decisions and therefore lets his team down." [ESPN NL]

[Colin @ColinKMutd]

I genuinely believe that the league might be trying to send Tottenham down, they haven’t been awarded a penalty yet with 6 games to go and it feels like everything goes against them

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Just had a vision…

Pochettino calls an emergency presser in the States. Announces he’s leaving for personal reason. No one knows anything. America’s World Cup hopes in tatters

Next day….Tottenham emergency presser. What’s going on. Is it Sherwood back? Redknapp? Manager announcement?

Poch walks into the presser. Full black suit. Gives Alasdair Gold a bear hug whilst screaming ‘VAMOSSSS’ and clasping his balls.

Sits down. Composes himself. Announces he’s the new Tottenham manager. That he could never of let this happen to us. In Argentinian. His translator then announces it and the room erupts again.

Absolute carnage on Spurs twitter. Carnage.

Sunderland away. First game. 0-4 Spurs Dele Alli resigns as free agent, off the bench with a brace.

We win every remaining game, stay up and Poch is here for the next decade. Wins the lot.

Anyway

[Bill Edgar @BillEdgarTimes]

No problem for Spurs, 4-0 down after 25mins:

Their first ever European tie in Sept 1961:

First leg, 48mins: Gornik Zabrze 4-0 Spurs (final score: 4-2)
Second leg: Spurs 8-1 Gornik Zabrze

[𝓝𝓮𝓸 @ykneo_]

Picture this we're 3-0 down at the half they sack Tudor at half time but oh no whos gonna take the rest of the game. POCH he walks out and decides he wants to play a 3421 for the second half but we only have one 10 so out walks DELE in a full spurs kit and scores 4 goals 🍿

[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

🚨📊 Stat from @JakeSanders92:

Wolves have won as many home games this week as #thfc have won since April 2025.

[charlie 🏆 @charnelius]

@aelinsrvne bro there is cp in your replies

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🪄 4 years ago today: Harry Kane dropped this performance at the Etihad. 🤯

In a 3-2 victory, he scored 2 goals and made a key pass in the other. 🔝

[C. @CoysConf]

Imagine the overlap ends with all the Tottenham players coming into the room, and they all simultaneously say Season 3 is here, mate.