Jane

Smart and doubtful. Frustrated and Hopeful. Wesleyan to the core.

[Jane @charolem]

Chicken, baby arugula, avocado, cucumber, fresh mango salsa, cheese, and some sour cream. Fuel… https://t.co/OzI8w8iAUf

[Jane @charolem]

@shannontlkearns thank you! I have been terrible and eating consistently recently. Going to fix dinner now.

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

Once again, immigrants commit violent crimes at lower rates than U.S.-born citizens. https://t.co/J9IrCkSIju

[Jane @charolem]

I stand with immigrants because all belong here. Join me: https://t.co/SKryvQ00LW #HereToStay

[Jane @charolem]

@bbrazell17 this is brilliant

[Shannon Reed ☮️ 🇺🇦 @sreed151]

Rest in power, #TrayvonMartin. https://t.co/Wej9IBhil7

[Jane @charolem]

@bbrazell17 I thought you might think so. I love this account.

[Jane @charolem]

@bbrazell17 😂

[Jane @charolem]

I can't stand it. 😂😂😂😂@bbrazell17 https://t.co/YQutc6mnM3

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: I don't want kids. Just dogs.

Me: Why?

4: So I don't have to share my chocolate.

[Jane @charolem]

@bbrazell17 😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: *colors a picture of vegetables blue*

Me: Why did you do that?

4: They're sad that they're not pizza.

[Jane @charolem]

Life goals, @bbrazell17 ? https://t.co/a1xGdiigK9

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Can you build a blanket fort?

Me: Sure

4: With rocks instead of blankets

Me: You want a real fort?

4: Don't forget the moat

[Jane @charolem]

LOL @bbrazell17 https://t.co/lYAQaHBNwv

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I'll always love you no matter what.

4-year-old: I love you when you get us doughnuts.

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

"What's purple and green and brown and black?"
"A not-perfect rainbow!"

[Jane @charolem]

@bbrazell17 https://t.co/YowsuKXQrE

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

2-year-old: These are my party boots.

Me: Awesome. Can I party with you?

2: You make my party boots sad.

[Jane @charolem]

Thank you @bre_stewart30 !
https://t.co/llaPihqQir

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: What if dementors attack our house?

Me: They can't get in.

6: Why not?

Me: My patronus is a screaming toddler.

[Jane @charolem]

@mxbarclay share please. 😊

[Jane @charolem]

@bbrazell17 🏀❤ https://t.co/w2NOXxH2Aw

[Hoopfeed.com 🏀 @hoopfeed]

.@ArizonaWBBall 1st year head coach @AdiaBarnes coaches her team to an upset of Arizona State. Final: Arizona 62, Arizona State 58 #ncaaw