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socrates died in the fucking gutter

[scamp @charshk]

so,, i did a thing...

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@Hesamation wonder what happens if you give the prompt in the response to ChatGPT

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it's perfectly normal to feel an ominous sense of dread, like something awful is about to happen to you. stuff like that happens to people all the time

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monkey mike had nothing before he went into the monkey business

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@OGshoots get a job

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[anti-woke improv comedian] my pronouns are yes/and

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JUDGE: do swear that testimony you will give shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

TWIN WHO ALWAYS LIES: I do

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

i love the time-honored national tradition of having amanda gorman appear every year or so to deliver to a national audience the worst poem you've ever heard

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GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: we're saying merry Christmas

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: we're saying Merry Christmas again

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: *incomprehensible, insectoid clicking and shrieking*

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

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air plane

[Harry J. Kazianis @GrecianFormula]

Russia’s ‘New’ Tu-160 White Swan Bomber Can Be Summed Up In Just 2 Words

https://t.co/pqXMrvBIo2

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sorcerer friend always casting a malevolent shadow across the land

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peasant friend always inviting me over to his hovel

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is this thing on

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@dogspawnn tiny plane coming in through da roof

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@ettingermentum Buchanan

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@dogspawnn set to the tune of "tangled up in blue"

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@saywhatagain he can't keep getting away with it

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@RealCrookedNews glad all their testing showed that all of their decisions were correct, guess there's no need for any further analysis or reflection

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@ettingermentum please test your drugs for fent, people