justAslug

play cheeseburger in paradise at my funeral

[justAslug @CharTheMaster]

I want to crawl into this pot of pasta sauce and cease to exist

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

Me if you care

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

hbd willem

[justAslug @CharTheMaster]

@kelllliiiiii In for me!!! I have been thrifting old lady long skirts and loving them.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better:

1) do you wear wigs?
2) have you worn wigs?
3) will you wear wigs?
4) when will you wear wigs?

[justAslug @CharTheMaster]

@kelllliiiiii ME TOOO

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

[justAslug @CharTheMaster]

@kelllliiiiii Hell yeah

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

The kinda shit I’ve been on lately….

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

The Chinese have access to culinary delights that we in the West can only dream of.

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

NOOO LET HIM ON THE TEAAAM

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

wait hold up. Nobody told me javelinas are girls. As in like girlies. MY girlies. Golf courses your days are numbered

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

joining the war on javelinas on the side of the javelinas

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

WHAT IF WE CUDDLED AND FELL ASLEEP ON THE CROCHET CRAB RANGOON PILLOWS?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

God forbid men have hobbies