charu dar

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

रिश्ते में खुद के बेटे का मामा लगने वाला एक चिरकुट सांसद आज फिर नेहरू जी के बारे में अपशब्द बोल रहा था।

उसे बहुत दुख है कि जब वायसराय हाउस में नेहरू जी बगीचे में एडविना के साथ टहला करते थे तो उसका दादा घास खोदता था।

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

🚨STATEMENT

11:57 PM: After Bihar and Assam notifications, we have just been guaranteed that no authority will proceed against protesters in Rajasthan. No FIRs have been registered. None will be.

We are continuously working to ensure all other risky BJP/NDA states release notifications in the required language in protester’s interest. We will never let any youth fight this alone! @whattalawyer

@Cockroachisback @AshutoshRanka

[Arpit Sharma @iArpitSpeaks]

Ek chhoti si party kya karli, aafat macha di hai.

Why not celebrate? Har waqt rote hi rahein kya?

Work Hard & Party Harder!

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Many from Media who want to meet me, giving my bites at Jantar Mantar Delhi wrt the 31st JULY Gaadi March!

Team Bharat is going to break records on 31st July!

#EthanolScam
BETA BADHAO YOJNA
SUGAR DADDY

[E20 Janta Party @E20JantaParty_]

Are you agree? #Ethanol

[E20 JANTA PARTY @E20Party]

Take a screenshot. Save this post.

🚨You’re witnessing the beginning of something that could become one of the biggest public movements the world has ever seen.

#Repost #StopE20

[E20 JANTA PARTY @E20Party]

If you think E20 fuel is damaging your vehicle's engine, comment below.

E20

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

Dear @JPNadda @DrJitendraSingh ji,

We are observing a complete breach of the agreement regarding no police action against the protestors. Hundreds of students have been arrested in Bihar and Bengal, and hundreds are being surveilled/harrassed in Delhi and other states. Multiple reports are emerging in Delhi around detention of volunteers supporting protestors with logistics.

We demand that all the FIRs against the protestors be immediately withdrawn, students be released and no future FIRs be filed (in line with our agreement) by Delhi police / Central investigative agencies / Police in BJP-allied states, FAILING WHICH WE WILL BE FORCED TO SIT ON PROTEST AGAIN.

We also demand that the written agreement around legal cases be shared with us by tomorrow, the aligned timelines with the Government of India.

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

BREAKING

If by tomorrow we do not receive a written agreement from the Govt, and the FIRs are not withdrawn and the protesters are not released, we will be forced to call for the protest again...- Ashutosh Ranka, CJP spokesperson

[Narendra Nath Mishra @iamnarendranath]

जब नाश मनुज पर छाता है, पहले विवेक मर जाता है

एक के बाद एक गलती!

अब सरकार ने न्यूज़ पिंच, पीक सहित कई इंस्टाग्राम अकाउंट को देश में बंद करवा दिया!

ये क्या है? इस तरह संवाद करेंगे नयी पीढ़ी से?

संवाद कीजिये! संवाद करने के माध्यम को बंद का आवाज बन करने की कोशिश बहुत पुरानी है! हर बार असफल हुई है!

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Some folks saying if WHITE CHOCOLATE had not moved to another party he could have been a hero of this protest.

4 ghante mein behosh ho jaata bhai wo dhoop mein aur baarish ki 8 boondon mein sprout ho jaata moong ki tarah.

[charu dar @charudar]

@E20Party E20

[Kannan Gopinathan @naukarshah]

Dear PM @narendramodi, now that you have started accepting resignations, please accept mine.

It’s been 7 years!! 😄

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

Oh Bhai 😭😭

@RoflGandhi_ at his satirical best 🤣

“Inka Marne Maarne ka experience 25-30 saal purana hai” literally cracked me up😂

Bud never hesitates 💀

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Ye wo Jinko mic id nahi hatani padi aur dharmendra ko hatane ke baad hi ghar gaye.

#JantarMantar

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

yakeen sa nahi hota ki buddha memes se haar gaya 🤣🤣

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

मौसम बढ़िया जनवरी का,
अगला इस्तीफा गडकरी का।
⛽

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

जैसे ही किसी राज्य में चुनावों का नतीजा आता है, संतरे पोस्ट डालना शुरू कर देते हैं कि RSS ग्राउंड पर चुपचाप मेहनत कर रही थी, ये उसी का नतीजा है।

लेकिन जब प्रोटेस्ट में लोग RSS के खिलाफ नारे लगाते हैं तो संतरे पिचक जाते हैं कि संघ का नाम क्यों लेते हो, उन्होंने क्या बिगाड़ा है

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Jo E20 ko lekar halla karte hain wo kekde hain.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Congratulations India.

The seriousness of @Cockroachisback, @SauravDassss, @abhijeet_dipke, @neha_aisa, Aameen, Manish, and the unhinged non-seriousness of the gen z memes has made the Kings blink today.