jorge daniel

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick. http://t.co/2wMs1AjQd6

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don’t get any help from the therdadeter. http://t.co/t7R8xZHw

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

http://t.co/YcmcYn7L RT this if you like to repeat what other people say

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

http://t.co/6E5QuIRh I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

http://t.co/etTL2cp5 Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts.

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

http://t.co/FXyzhHr7 Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises.

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

“No, don't get up” - how I greet people in wheelchairs. http://t.co/9xQCoJz9

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles. http://t.co/Tgb7F8on

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

http://t.co/foLHI5PY I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

http://t.co/foLHI5PY http://t.co/4dIM7M5b will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

You think Italians encourage amnesia? Forget about it! http://t.co/Fssgi7eb

[jorge daniel @charvoi]

I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first. http://t.co/YAelS6qq