Chas Elstner

I'm on the road 48 weeks a year as a standup comic. Enjoy my thoughts, pics & videos of my travel. #standup #comedy #lol #travel #thoughtoftheday

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@jimcramer if you don’t want to invest in individual stocks then put your money in an S&P-500 fund. No brainer because it makes you well diversified. Is there a fund for bonds that’s a no brainer?

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Did you know that if you insert a single statistic into an assertion, people who are 92% more likely to accept it without question. #acceptance #Statistics #facts #people #lol

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Only in #lasvegas #sign #signs #law #neon

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#clown #motel #haunted #travel #Nevada #photography

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You’ll have to deal with it, otherwise it’ll deal with you. #problems #dealwithit #tuesdaymotivations #successful #enlightenment

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#mask #fortune #amusementpark #coin #archade

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#killer #clown #protection #motel #sign #nevada

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#desert #LasVegas #nevada #electrical #power

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@Moondance_81 Excellent! And you?

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Back to work on the cruise ships. #cruise #CARNIVAL #travel #comedy #ocean

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What is it that you want from Twitter?

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Numbers don’t lie unless you lie with those numbers. #MondayMotivation #DrSeussDay #PeteToBernie #PeteToBiden #bachelorette

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@Moondance_81 @Martyfields Wow I hope the company is paying the comic overtime.

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#sunshine #through the #clouds #Cozumel #Mexico

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We now live in a time where outrage has become a recreational pastime. #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayThoughts #tuesdayvibes #TuesdayTips

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Life is like a country road. Sometimes it’s paved, and sometimes it’s dirt with bumps. So embrace it, it’s all part of the trip. #FridayMotivation #FridayMorning #FridayReads

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Here’s how to get things fixed in your city. Don’t vote for the same party for 50 years. Make Politicians earn your vote! #TuesdayMotivation #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayThoughts

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Have you notice nobody says California Dreamin’ or the Golden State anymore. #SundayThoughts #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation

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A slightly flawed plan today, is better than waiting for a perfect plan tomorrow. #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation

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Artists are terrible at picking the frame for their art. #FridayMotivation #ThoughtOfTheDay #art