Chase Holbert

I'm a human. Raised by humans.

[Chase Holbert @chase_holbert]

@JordzElizabeth There was a free trial?!? I’ve been paying thousands every month for this garbage!

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Thank you Ticketmaster, Taylor and I appreciate this apology you have given to both of us and our fanbases, equally, and we will do our best to not do onsales on the same day in the future

[ToraShae @BlackMajiik]

Fav poem by Rupi Kaur😍

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money https://t.co/uxKVbtj8AX

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

officially opening a long position on the berenstain bears

[Chase Holbert @chase_holbert]

@whitneygaither From humble beginnings

[Whitney Gaither @whitneygaither]

@chase_holbert

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

There used to be this guy on Twitter who tried to warn us the system was rigged

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[Chase Holbert @chase_holbert]

@IsraelHealy Please just get a dog

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

👀

[Razor @hale_razor]

Pence: we disagree, we fight, but we come together as the great nation we are

Harris: let me tell you about Joe

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Pence just completely destroyed Harris on court-packing as she laughed awkwardly.

[Jenna Ellis 🐊 @realJennaEllis]

“I’m pro-life and I don’t apologize for it.” - VP Pence

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#VPDebate

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Writing countless not bops and never releasing them

[Skoog @Skoog]

Me: [throwing another failed entree onto the floor] make it again!

Stuart Little: please, i’m not who you think i am my name is stu-

Me: [grabbing him by his tiny shirt] make it again rat chef

[Chase Holbert @chase_holbert]

@realDonaldTrump